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[[File:Cartwall.JPG|frame|right|The cartwall in action<ref>[https://youtu.be/fnGN78NeZ0g?t=120 Tim Burgess on Community Garden Radio - YouTube]</ref>]]
[[File:Cartwall.JPG|frame|right|The cartwall in action<ref>[https://youtu.be/fnGN78NeZ0g?t=120 Tim Burgess on Community Garden Radio - YouTube]</ref>]]


'''The cartwall''' is used by [[Shaun Keaveny]] to play various clips and sound bytes which have been collected over the years from his time on BBC Radio 6 Music. Listeners to the show are able to request a clip from the cartwall.  Many clips feature the voice of BBC Radio 2 presenter Jeremy Vine taken from ''The Jeremy Vine Show''.
'''The cartwall''' is used by [[Shaun Keaveny]] to play various clips and sound bytes which have been collected over the years from his time on [[BBC Radio 6 Music]] or newly generated since the start of the Community Garden Radio. Listeners to the show are able to request a clip from the cartwall.  Many clips feature the voice of BBC Radio 2 presenter Jeremy Vine taken from ''The Jeremy Vine Show''.


== History ==
==History==


=== Bequeathments ===
=== Bequeathments===
Following the announcement of Shaun's retirement from BBC Radio 6 Music , various cartwall clips were bequeathed to friends and fans over the weeks before the final broadcast<ref>https://www.radiotimes.com/programme/b-qmjgn6/shaun-keaveny/episodes/?episode=b-87gf0q</ref><ref>https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m000y5bx</ref><ref>https://www.radiotimes.com/programme/b-qmjgn6/shaun-keaveny/episodes/?episode=b-ronn9u</ref>.  Recipients of cartwall clips include Greg James, Alex Carter and Producer Ben<ref>https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m000zf1h</ref><ref>https://www.radiotimes.com/programme/b-qmjgn6/shaun-keaveny/episodes/?episode=b-7c42kb</ref><ref>https://www.radiotimes.com/programme/b-qmjgn6/shaun-keaveny/episodes/?episode=b-s3fakj</ref><ref>https://www.facebook.com/groups/438281109569869/user/793059386/</ref>.
Following the announcement of Shaun's retirement from BBC Radio 6 Music, various cartwall clips were bequeathed to friends and fans over the weeks before the final broadcast<ref>https://www.radiotimes.com/programme/b-qmjgn6/shaun-keaveny/episodes/?episode=b-87gf0q</ref><ref>https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m000y5bx</ref><ref>https://www.radiotimes.com/programme/b-qmjgn6/shaun-keaveny/episodes/?episode=b-ronn9u</ref>.  Recipients of cartwall clips include Greg James, Alex Carter and Producer Ben<ref>https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m000zf1h</ref><ref>https://www.radiotimes.com/programme/b-qmjgn6/shaun-keaveny/episodes/?episode=b-7c42kb</ref><ref>https://www.radiotimes.com/programme/b-qmjgn6/shaun-keaveny/episodes/?episode=b-s3fakj</ref><ref>https://www.facebook.com/groups/438281109569869/user/793059386/</ref>.


=== Replications ===
=== Replications===
There are two known efforts by fans to compile and recreate as much of the cartwall as possible. One by Mark Branscombe<ref>[https://spangoss.net/cartwall.html Mark Branscombe's cartwall site]</ref>, and one by Paul Cole with assistance from James Lamport, Andy Sanders and various other fans<ref name=":4">[https://catsingangs.uk/onions Paul Cole's Copycat Cartwall]</ref>.
There are two known efforts by fans to compile and recreate as much of the cartwall as possible. One by Mark Branscombe<ref>[https://spangoss.net/cartwall.html Mark Branscombe's cartwall site]</ref>, and one by Paul Cole with assistance from James Lamport, Andy Sanders and various other fans<ref name=":4">[https://catsingangs.uk/onions Paul Cole's Copycat Cartwall]</ref>.


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|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=4_6MGZYHW6c Amateurs]
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=4_6MGZYHW6c Amateurs]
|Ian Brown
| Ian Brown
|Taken from appearance on ''The Late Show'' September 1989 when there was a power cut<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk_8tX3-GSk</ref>
|Taken from appearance on ''The Late Show'' September 1989 when there was a power cut<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk_8tX3-GSk</ref>
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|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=p-4rJnAOXy0 Cleaned the door]
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=p-4rJnAOXy0 Cleaned the door]
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|Gonzo
|Gonzo
|Taken from Muppet Babies Play Date<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDi85MUdnnY Gonzo's Dance Emergency 🕺 | Muppet Babies Play Date | Disney Junior]</ref>
|Taken from Muppet Babies Play Date<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDi85MUdnnY Gonzo's Dance Emergency 🕺 | Muppet Babies Play Date | Disney Junior]</ref>
|New for [[Community Garden Radio|CGR]] introduced 15th July 2022
|New for [[Community Garden Radio|CGR]] - [[Episode 030]]
|"It's a dance emergency!" [siren sounds]
|"It's a dance emergency!" [siren sounds]
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|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=FtNT77vBp70 Dip that pork]
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=FtNT77vBp70 Dip that pork]
|Gregg Wallace
|Gregg Wallace  
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|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=7lamE5yFzYs Do you like that?]
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=7lamE5yFzYs Do you like that?]
|Fred Dibnah  
|Fred Dibnah
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|''carried from BBCR6''
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|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=449gNAEa888 Don't it make you feel good]
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=449gNAEa888 Don't it make you feel good]
|Stefan Dennis
| Stefan Dennis
| Excerpt from "Don't It Make You Feel Good" by Stefan Dennis
| Excerpt from "Don't It Make You Feel Good" by Stefan Dennis
|''carried from BBCR6''
|''carried from BBCR6''
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|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=a275jwcWNkk Every Animal]
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=a275jwcWNkk Every Animal]
|Noel Edmonds
|Noel Edmonds
|Taken from interview with Noel Edmonds on ''The Jeremy Vine Show'' on BBC Radio 2<ref name=":1">[https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p048pqn0 BBC Radio 2 - Jeremy Vine, Noel Edmonds Speaks to Dana the Cat]</ref>
| Taken from interview with Noel Edmonds on ''The Jeremy Vine Show'' on BBC Radio 2<ref name=":1">[https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p048pqn0 BBC Radio 2 - Jeremy Vine, Noel Edmonds Speaks to Dana the Cat]</ref>
|''carried from BBCR6''
|''carried from BBCR6''
|"Every animal in this country knows who I am."
|"Every animal in this country knows who I am."
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|Taken from ''The Steve Wright Show'' on BBC Radio 2
|Taken from ''The Steve Wright Show'' on BBC Radio 2
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|''carried from BBCR6''
|"Factoids."  
|"Factoids."
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|''carried from BBCR6''
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|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=cZkBHjw_rYg Funkin' to the Max]
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=cZkBHjw_rYg Funkin' to the Max]
|Funky Frank
|Funky Frank
|Promo recorded specifically for Shaun's BBC 6 Music show
|Promo recorded specifically for Shaun's BBC 6 Music show  
|''carried from BBCR6''
|''carried from BBCR6''
|"Mortar in our stacks, we're funkin' to the max.  It's Funky Frank's Friday Floor Fillers."
|"Mortar in our stacks, we're funkin' to the max.  It's Funky Frank's Friday Floor Fillers."
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|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=yPNuvMlbsxY Great white sharks]
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=yPNuvMlbsxY Great white sharks]
|Alex Jones
| Alex Jones
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|Promo recorded specifically for Shaun's BBC 6 Music show
|Promo recorded specifically for Shaun's BBC 6 Music show
|''carried from BBCR6''
|''carried from BBCR6''
|"I'm Keith Richards and you're listening to guitar legend Shaun Keaveny on BBC Radio 6 music"
|"I'm Keith Richards and you're listening to guitar legend Shaun Keaveny on BBC Radio 6 music"  
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|[unknown]
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|"Happy Tuesday everyone!"  
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|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=cTB-28v2ih4 Hello Sailor]
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=cTB-28v2ih4 Hello Sailor]
|Terry Wogan
|Terry Wogan
|[unknown]  
|[unknown]
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|''carried from BBCR6''
|"Hello, Sailor."
|"Hello, Sailor."  
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|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=__foKu7qcGI Hit by a Truck]
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=__foKu7qcGI Hit by a Truck]
|Jeremy Vine
|Jeremy Vine
|Taken from ''The Jeremy Vine Show'' on BBC Radio 2  
|Taken from ''The Jeremy Vine Show'' on BBC Radio 2
|''carried from BBCR6''
|''carried from BBCR6''
|"Downside is you can be hit by a truck."
|"Downside is you can be hit by a truck."
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|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=qh65SvduHiw It won't go in]
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=qh65SvduHiw It won't go in]
|Jeremy Vine  
| Jeremy Vine
|Taken from ''The Jeremy Vine Show'' on BBC Radio 2  
|Taken from ''The Jeremy Vine Show'' on BBC Radio 2
|''carried from BBCR6''
|''carried from BBCR6''
|"It won't go in, Sarah."
|"It won't go in, Sarah."
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|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=7DN4SklmHJY Kate Moss Hour]
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=7DN4SklmHJY Kate Moss Hour]
|Kate Moss
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|''carried from BBCR6''
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|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=icqu18ooq_I Let's be 'avin you]
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=icqu18ooq_I Let's be 'avin you]
|Delia Smith
|Delia Smith  
|Clip of Delia Smith from her infamous half-time speech at Norwich City vs. Manchester City in 2005<ref name=":0" />
| Clip of Delia Smith from her infamous half-time speech at Norwich City vs. Manchester City in 2005<ref name=":0" />
|''carried from BBCR6''
|''carried from BBCR6''
|"Let's be 'avin you!"
|"Let's be 'avin you!"
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|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=4gZLM3jLltw Nigel Farage presence]
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|Taken from the viral clip of the Handforth Parish Council Zoom meeting<ref name=":2">[https://youtu.be/lgGmYeAm0jk?t=237 Best of the Handforth Parish Council Planning & Environment Committee Thursday 10th December 2020], retrieved from YouTube</ref>
|Taken from the viral clip of the Handforth Parish Council Zoom meeting<ref name=":2">[https://youtu.be/lgGmYeAm0jk?t=237 Best of the Handforth Parish Council Planning & Environment Committee Thursday 10th December 2020], retrieved from YouTube</ref>
|''carried from BBCR6''
|''carried from BBCR6''
|"You have no authority here Jackie Weaver, no authority at all."  
|"You have no authority here Jackie Weaver, no authority at all."
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|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=yjjZeu6IkQc Noel Edmonds]
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=yjjZeu6IkQc Noel Edmonds]
|Jeremy Vine  
|Jeremy Vine
|Taken from interview with Noel Edmonds on ''The Jeremy Vine Show'' on BBC Radio 2<ref name=":1" />
| Taken from interview with Noel Edmonds on ''The Jeremy Vine Show'' on BBC Radio 2<ref name=":1" />
|''carried from BBCR6''
|''carried from BBCR6''
|"Would the cat know who Noel Edmonds is?"
|"Would the cat know who Noel Edmonds is?"
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|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=ASBMlJIr-GM Obama: Can we fix it]
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=ASBMlJIr-GM Obama: Can we fix it]
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|Splice of ''Can We Fix It'' by Bob the Builder and Barack Obama  
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|"Can we fix it?" <nowiki>[sung]</nowiki><br />
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| [[The Open Arms|Open Arms]] [https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=FF-eHFfqfI0 cocktail shaker]
|[[The Open Arms|Open Arms]] [https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=FF-eHFfqfI0 cocktail shaker]
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|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=PTXoC4Fcc1o Planning to disconnect]
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=PTXoC4Fcc1o Planning to disconnect]
|HAL
| HAL
|Excerpt from ''2001: A Space Odyssey''
|Excerpt from ''2001: A Space Odyssey''
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|''carried from BBCR6''
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|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=ISYbeFwAq3s Please... drink responsibly]
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=ISYbeFwAq3s Please... drink responsibly]
|Chris Hawkins
|Chris Hawkins  
|Taken from BBC 6 Music's early breakfast show with Chris Hawkins
|Taken from BBC 6 Music's early breakfast show with Chris Hawkins
| ''carried from BBCR6''
|''carried from BBCR6''
|"Please, drink responsibly."
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|Taken from the viral clip of the Handforth Parish Council Zoom meeting<ref name=":2" />
|Taken from the viral clip of the Handforth Parish Council Zoom meeting<ref name=":2" />
|''carried from BBCR6''
|''carried from BBCR6''
| "Read 'em and understand 'em!"
|"Read 'em and understand 'em!"
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|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=237Pcsw3hRw Re-erected the organ]
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=237Pcsw3hRw Re-erected the organ]
| Jeremy Vine
|Jeremy Vine
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| "Hi you're listening to the legendary rock demi-god - and trout farmer - Roger Daltry on the Shaun K-neavy show. How do you say that?"  
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|Excerpt from ''Won't Get Fooled Again'' by The Who (live performance)<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zn9_yvjrZWw</ref>
|Excerpt from ''Won't Get Fooled Again'' by The Who (live performance)<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zn9_yvjrZWw</ref>
|''carried from BBCR6''
|''carried from BBCR6''
|"Yeeeaah!"
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|"Si si si si San Miguel"<nowiki>[sung]</nowiki>
|"Si si si si San Miguel"<nowiki>[sung]</nowiki>
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| Shaun's daughter
|Shaun's toddler daughter repeating 'Si si si San Miguel!'
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|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=izLvxki70W8 Sick of the sight of my face]
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=izLvxki70W8 Sick of the sight of my face]
|Richard Madeley
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|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=IKb9lL8xGgU Teams Meeting]
|Councillor Aled Brewerton<ref name=":3" />
| Councillor Aled Brewerton<ref name=":3" />
|Taken from the viral clip of the Handforth Parish Council Zoom meeting<ref name=":2" />
|Taken from the viral clip of the Handforth Parish Council Zoom meeting<ref name=":2" />
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|''carried from BBCR6''
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|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=nH0iab5BPAE Terrified of your aubergine]
|Gregg Wallace
|Gregg Wallace
|Taken from episode 1, series 11 of Celebrity Masterchef<ref>https://subsaga.com/bbc/food/celebrity-masterchef/series-11/episode-1.html</ref>  
|Taken from episode 1, series 11 of Celebrity Masterchef<ref>https://subsaga.com/bbc/food/celebrity-masterchef/series-11/episode-1.html</ref>
|''carried from BBCR6''  
|''carried from BBCR6''
|"Terrified of your aubergine."
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|Matt Berry as Steven Toast
|Taken from Toast of Tinseltown<ref>[https://youtu.be/IeQhPPH68k4 Clip from Toast of Tinseltown]</ref>
|Taken from Toast of Tinseltown<ref>[https://youtu.be/IeQhPPH68k4 Clip from Toast of Tinseltown]</ref>
|New for [[Community Garden Radio| CGR]]  
|New for [[Community Garden Radio| CGR]]
|"That's a lot of bullshit."
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|Taken from interview for Channel 4 News on 31st January 2022<ref>https://twitter.com/channel4news/status/1488237534668861454</ref>
|Taken from interview for Channel 4 News on 31st January 2022<ref>https://twitter.com/channel4news/status/1488237534668861454</ref>
|New for [[Community Garden Radio| CGR]]
|New for [[Community Garden Radio| CGR]]
|"The Prime Minister, tells the truth."
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|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=Zc2NBXUINUw This is Yorkshire]
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=Zc2NBXUINUw This is Yorkshire]
|[unknown]
|[unknown]
|Origins of the clip is currently unknown, it was sourced by former BBC Radio 6 Music associate producer Joe Haddow on 8th February 2016<ref>[https://www.facebook.com/BBCRadio6Music/videos/shaunapedia-this-is-yorkshire-people-are-sensible/2075616269129239/ BBC Radio 6 Music on Facebook - Shaunapedia: "This Is Yorkshire, People Are Sensible"], retrieved from Facebook</ref>  
|Origins of the clip is currently unknown, it was sourced by former BBC Radio 6 Music associate producer Joe Haddow on 8th February 2016<ref>[https://www.facebook.com/BBCRadio6Music/videos/shaunapedia-this-is-yorkshire-people-are-sensible/2075616269129239/ BBC Radio 6 Music on Facebook - Shaunapedia: "This Is Yorkshire, People Are Sensible"], retrieved from Facebook</ref>
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|''carried from BBCR6''
|"This is Yorkshire, people are sensible."
|"This is Yorkshire, people are sensible."
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|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=pKxVJLIaTxA What, Macbeth?]
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=pKxVJLIaTxA What, Macbeth?]
|Rowan Atkinson
|Rowan Atkinson
|Taken from the 'Blackadder the Third' episode 'Sense and Senility'<ref>https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0526726/characters/nm0175427</ref>  
|Taken from the 'Blackadder the Third' episode 'Sense and Senility'<ref>https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0526726/characters/nm0175427</ref>
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|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=zukds6BbZN0 Woof]
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=zukds6BbZN0 Woof]
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|Taken from a message left by a caller to the voicemail set up for the ''Harangue the DJ'' feature on Shaun's BBC 6 Music show.
| Taken from a message left by a caller to the voicemail set up for the ''Harangue the DJ'' feature on Shaun's BBC 6 Music show.  
|''carried from BBCR6''
|''carried from BBCR6''
|"Woof" [stated]
|"Woof" [stated]
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|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=eMqcxPYoEPQ You must be out of your mind]
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=eMqcxPYoEPQ You must be out of your mind]
|Alvin Stardust
|Alvin Stardust
|Taken from an old Green Cross Code public information film
|Taken from an old Green Cross Code public information film  
|''carried from BBCR6''
|''carried from BBCR6''
|"You must be out of your tiny minds"
|"You must be out of your tiny minds"
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|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=baZSPKDReqM You stupid boy]
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=baZSPKDReqM You stupid boy]
|Arthur Lowe as Captain Mainwaring<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Mainwaring</ref>  
|Arthur Lowe as Captain Mainwaring<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Mainwaring</ref>
|Various episodes from the BBC sitcom 'Dad's Army'.
|Various episodes from the BBC sitcom 'Dad's Army'.
|''carried from BBCR6''
|''carried from BBCR6''

Revision as of 15:53, 3 August 2022

The cartwall in action[1]

The cartwall is used by Shaun Keaveny to play various clips and sound bytes which have been collected over the years from his time on BBC Radio 6 Music or newly generated since the start of the Community Garden Radio. Listeners to the show are able to request a clip from the cartwall. Many clips feature the voice of BBC Radio 2 presenter Jeremy Vine taken from The Jeremy Vine Show.

History

Bequeathments

Following the announcement of Shaun's retirement from BBC Radio 6 Music, various cartwall clips were bequeathed to friends and fans over the weeks before the final broadcast[2][3][4]. Recipients of cartwall clips include Greg James, Alex Carter and Producer Ben[5][6][7][8].

Replications

There are two known efforts by fans to compile and recreate as much of the cartwall as possible. One by Mark Branscombe[9], and one by Paul Cole with assistance from James Lamport, Andy Sanders and various other fans[10].

List of cartwall clips

Clips indicated in bold text are clips created for Community Garden Radio.

Name of clip Person Origin Introduced The clip Bequeathed to
6 Inches Jeremy Vine Taken from The Jeremy Vine Show on BBC Radio 2 "So I wonder if someone came to you and said 'it's six inches too long'."
Absolutely "Absolutely."
Acid Zumba carried from BBCR6 "Acid zumba."
Amateurs Ian Brown Taken from appearance on The Late Show September 1989 when there was a power cut[11] "Amateurs!"
Awiiight (retch) Joe Swash Taken from I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of here "Awiiiight." [retched]
Bacon is good for me "Nah, I want my bacon, I gotta tell tell you something: bacon is good for me."
Back to the custard "And now... back to the custard."
Badoom tish [classic punchline drum and cymbol]
Beat off American Men "You must have had to beat off a lot of American men."
Big up The Stone Roses "Big up The Stone Roses."
Boyfriend Material Ryan Gosling carried from BBCR6 "Hey, this is Ryan Gosling and if I could describe Shaun in two words they would be 'boyfriend material'."
Brrrr "Brr."
Brian May plays The Archers Brian May [The Archers theme tune on heavy rock guitar]
But it wasn't wet enough Gregg Wallace "But it wasn't wet enough."
Butt flew out Jeremy Vine Taken from The Jeremy Vine Show on BBC Radio 2 carried from BBCR6 "The window's open when his butt flew out."
Buttery Biscuit Base Gregg Wallace Taken from Swedemason's 'Buttery Biscuit Base' remix[12] carried from BBCR6 "I like the bass bass bass, the buttery biscuit base."
Calling out Yvette Fielding & Shaun Ryder Taken from 'Ghosthunting with Happy Mondays' carried from BBCR6 "I'm calling out to Mary-Anne... Mary-Anne, don't be shy."

[fart noise] "No that was me, I apologise."

Cats in gangs Jeremy Vine Taken from The Jeremy Vine Show on BBC Radio 2 carried from BBCR6 "Cats! Maybe cats operating in gangs!"
Christian O'Connell Jeremy Vine Taken from The Jeremy Vine Show on BBC Radio 2 carried from BBCR6 "Christian O'Connell is on with Steve Wright in the afternoon today... love him!"
Cleaned the door Jeremy Vine "A gentlement came in with a kind of, a cloth and liquid and a bucket, and just very quietly cleaned the inside of the door in this room!"
Come on! Delia Smith Clip of Delia Smith from her infamous half-time speech at Norwich City vs. Manchester City in 2005[13] carried from BBCR6 "Come on!" [screamed]
Cor Gregg Wallace "Cor."
Coxy Sara Cox "Coxy." [set to tune of Foxey Lady by Jimi Hendrix
Dan Steve Coogan (as Alan Partridge) From “I’m Alan Partridge” Series 2, Episode 3 entitled “Brave Alan” "Dan...! Dan!"
Dance Emergency Gonzo Taken from Muppet Babies Play Date[14] New for CGR - Episode 030 "It's a dance emergency!" [siren sounds]
Dip that pork Gregg Wallace "I'm desperate to dip that pork into something wet."
Dirk and Jurgen jingle
Do you like that? Fred Dibnah carried from BBCR6 "Do you like tha'?"
Don't it make you feel good Stefan Dennis Excerpt from "Don't It Make You Feel Good" by Stefan Dennis carried from BBCR6 "Don't it make you feel good"
Don't mention the meat "Don't mention the meat."
Drum roll [Drum roll]
Dumpy Guy Garvey "That top makes you look dumpy."
Ed Sheeran yay Ed Sheeran carried from BBCR6 "Yay." [flat]
Every Animal Noel Edmonds Taken from interview with Noel Edmonds on The Jeremy Vine Show on BBC Radio 2[15] carried from BBCR6 "Every animal in this country knows who I am."
Fabulous, not fabulist "Fabulous, not fabulist."
Factoids Taken from The Steve Wright Show on BBC Radio 2 carried from BBCR6 "Factoids."
Falling down stairs Norman Wisdom carried from BBCR6 [Falling down stairs sound with comedic boing and crashes]
Fish Noel Edmonds Taken from interview with Noel Edmonds on The Jeremy Vine Show on BBC Radio 2[15] carried from BBCR6 "You like fish... don't you."
Fred Durst Shaun Keaveny Shaun doing in impression of a line recited by Fred Durst in Take a Look Around by Limp Bizkit carried from BBCR6 [unintelligible Fred Durst noise]
Friday floor fillers Promo recorded specifically for Shaun's BBC 6 Music show carried from BBCR6 "Funky Frank's Friday floor fillers."
Fried onion rings Birds Eye Steakhouse advert from the 1980s[16] carried from BBCR6 "Fried onion rings."
Frozen iguanas BBC news segment referencing cold iguanas in Florida "Frozen iguanas falling from trees."
Fuck off! Logan Roy carried from BBCR6 "Fuck off!"
Funkin' to the Max Funky Frank Promo recorded specifically for Shaun's BBC 6 Music show carried from BBCR6 "Mortar in our stacks, we're funkin' to the max. It's Funky Frank's Friday Floor Fillers."
Get involved carried from BBCR6 "Get involved, get involved, get involved."
Get it on "Get it on uhhhh."
Giving birth to Nigel Farage Jeremy Vine "From what I know of people who dream of giving birth to Nigel Farage, which isn't much, it doesn't last the whole of your life."
Gold Excerpt from Gold by Spandau Ballet carried from BBCR6 "You are gold." [sung]
Good Afternoon Taken from the Good Afternoon Song on the album ABC's of Friendship and Peace Children's songs[17] "Good afternoon"x8. [sung] Ken Picken in Eden Burg[18]
Good Morning Britain carried from BBCR6 "Good morning Britain, and welcome to another day here on Planet Earth."
Great white sharks Alex Jones "How many great white sharks kill people every year but they're scared to swim?"
Guitar Legend Keith Richards Promo recorded specifically for Shaun's BBC 6 Music show carried from BBCR6 "I'm Keith Richards and you're listening to guitar legend Shaun Keaveny on BBC Radio 6 music"
Guy Garvey Medley Guy Garvey 'supercut' of various Guy Garvey clips on the cartwall carried from BBCR6 [splice of different Guy Garvey clips ending with 'washing up'.]
...Ha! carried from BBCR6 "...Ha!"
Happy Christmas "Happy Christmas." [laughs]
Happy Tuesday Everyone! Olly Murs [unknown] carried from BBCR6 "Happy Tuesday everyone!"
Hello How Are You Taken from Hello Song by The Kiboomers[19] "Hello, hello, how are you? Hello, hello, how are you? Hello, hello, how are you? How are you today?" [sung]
Hello Sailor Terry Wogan [unknown] carried from BBCR6 "Hello, Sailor."
Hit by a Truck Jeremy Vine Taken from The Jeremy Vine Show on BBC Radio 2 carried from BBCR6 "Downside is you can be hit by a truck."
I had one beer Matt Everitt "I had one beer and that's it."
I live inside my own heart "I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon."
I'm a lad from Lancashire George Formby "I'm a lad from Lancashire." [sung]
It won't go in Jeremy Vine Taken from The Jeremy Vine Show on BBC Radio 2 carried from BBCR6 "It won't go in, Sarah."
It's bloody rubbish Brian Clough Taken from footage of football manager Brian Clough on the training ground[20] carried from BBCR6 "Whooaar it's bloody rubbish! Rubbish!"
It's horrible Richard Madeley "It's horrible."
Joss Stone Flake Joss Stone
Judas! "Judas!" [shouted]
Kate Moss Hour Kate Moss carried from BBCR6 "This is Kate Moss, and you're listening to the Kate Moss Hour."
Keep Rocking Shaun Promo recorded specifically for Shaun's BBC 6 Music show "Shaun at Six Music, hey keep rocking Shaun."
Kiss My Face Steve Coogan as Alan Partridge "Kiss my face."
Large amount Jeremy Vine "A large amount just, just protruding from your trousers."
Let's add some more "Let's add some more then."
Let's be 'avin you Delia Smith Clip of Delia Smith from her infamous half-time speech at Norwich City vs. Manchester City in 2005[13] carried from BBCR6 "Let's be 'avin you!"
Let's rock this thing Jeremy Vine Taken from The Jeremy Vine Show on BBC Radio 2 carried from BBCR6 "Let's rock this thing."
McCartney Tim Piper as John Lennon[21] Taken from The Linda McCartney Story, a 2000 television film[22] carried from BBCR6 [sound of smashing window] followed by "McCartney!! Who the hell do you think you are!"
Merry Xmas Shaun carried from BBCR6 "Merry Christmas Shaun."
Moira Stewart Tax Moira Stewart carried from BBCR6 "Tax doesn't have to be taxing."
Morning Matt Everitt "Morning!"
Mr Physicist Shaun Keaveny Sung over the top of Mr Pharmacist by The Fall "Mr Physicist."x5 [sung]
Muck spreading Jeremy Vine "It's great that muck spreading is back again, yes it stinks but it's very good for the sinuses and the immune system."
Music News (Mark E Smith) Mark E Smith carried from BBCR6 "He's got the news, about the music, he's quite grey of course and he looks like a horse, he's Matt Everitt uh-huh-huh."[sung]
Naughty boy (long) "Ha, Keith. Naughty boy."
Naughty boy (short) "Naughty boy."
Nigel Farage presence Jeremy Vine "Does Nigel Farage have a presence there? Has he been there in a bus or something?"
Nigella microwave Nigella Lawson Taken from an episode of 'Cook, Eat, Repeat'[23] carried from BBCR6 "Mee-cro-wa-vay'."
No authority Councillor Brian Tolver[24] Taken from the viral clip of the Handforth Parish Council Zoom meeting[25] carried from BBCR6 "You have no authority here Jackie Weaver, no authority at all."
Noel Edmonds Jeremy Vine Taken from interview with Noel Edmonds on The Jeremy Vine Show on BBC Radio 2[15] carried from BBCR6 "Would the cat know who Noel Edmonds is?"
Not working mate carried from BBCR6 "Not working mate." Kevin Metchear[10]
Obama: Can we fix it Splice of Can We Fix It by Bob the Builder and Barack Obama "Can we fix it?" [sung]

"Yes we can."

Onions Taken from the CBeebies show, "Moon and Me"[26] carried from BBCR6 "Onions!"
Open Arms cocktail shaker carried from BBCR6 [sound of a cocktail shaker]
Open Arms juxebox carried from BBCR6 [sound of a coin put in a jukebox]
Partying becomes stressful "The minute that partying becomes stressful then you're not partying anymore."
Planning to disconnect HAL Excerpt from 2001: A Space Odyssey carried from BBCR6 "I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen."
Plums Gregg Wallace "The plums weren't cooked enough."
Please... drink responsibly Chris Hawkins Taken from BBC 6 Music's early breakfast show with Chris Hawkins carried from BBCR6 "Please, drink responsibly."
Professor Brian Cox Brian Cox "Professor Briiiiiiiiiiian Cox."
Put you in a rocking chair "Your grey facial hair has put you in a rocking chair."
Read and understand Councillor Aled Brewerton[24] Taken from the viral clip of the Handforth Parish Council Zoom meeting[25] carried from BBCR6 "Read 'em and understand 'em!"
Re-erected the organ Jeremy Vine "Charles then carefully re-erected the organ."
Roger Daltry Roger Daltry "Hi you're listening to the legendary rock demi-god - and trout farmer - Roger Daltry on the Shaun K-neavy show. How do you say that?"
Roger Daltry Yeeeaah! Roger Daltry Excerpt from Won't Get Fooled Again by The Who (live performance)[27] carried from BBCR6 "Yeeeaah!"
San Miguel "Si si si si San Miguel"[sung]
San Miguel 2 Shaun's daughter Shaun's toddler daughter repeating 'Si si si San Miguel!' New for CGR - Episode 023
Sausage Magic Gregg Wallace carried from BBCR6 "Sausage magic."
See our beavers Jeremy Vine Taken from The Jeremy Vine Show on BBC Radio 2 carried from BBCR6 "Come to England and see our beavers."
Sick of the sight of my face Richard Madeley "Sick of the sight of my own face."
Sid James laugh Sid James carried from BBCR6 "Hahahaha."
Snooker Ronnie O'Sullivan?? Taken from the 12th frame of the World Snooker Championship Final at the Crucible in 2008 ???[28]
Sorry about that Bono carried from BBCR6 "Sorry about that."
Stop touching it Gregg Wallace carried from BBCR6 "Stop... stop touching it."
Story Teller Taken from the opening credits of the television series, 'Storybook International'[29] carried from BBCR6 "I'm the story teller and my stories must be told." [sung]
Sweating a lot Matt Everitt "Sweating a lot, as well."
Tea Taken from the 'Blackadder the Third' episode 'Duel and Duality'[30] carried from BBCR6 "Teeeeeeea!!" [screamed]
Teams Meeting Councillor Aled Brewerton[24] Taken from the viral clip of the Handforth Parish Council Zoom meeting[25] carried from BBCR6 "I'm trying to have a Teams meeting, you fool."
Terrified of your aubergine Gregg Wallace Taken from episode 1, series 11 of Celebrity Masterchef[31] carried from BBCR6 "Terrified of your aubergine."
Terry Thomas Absolute Shower Terry Thomas "I can tell you they're an absolute shower. A positive shower."
That piece of meat... Gregg Wallace "That piece of meat confused quite a lot of people."
That's a lot of bullshit Matt Berry as Steven Toast Taken from Toast of Tinseltown[32] New for CGR "That's a lot of bullshit."
The Prime Minister tells the truth Nadine Dorries Taken from interview for Channel 4 News on 31st January 2022[33] New for CGR "The Prime Minister, tells the truth."
Things exploding in my mouth Tom Parker-Bowles New for CGR "I want things exploding in my mouth."
This is Yorkshire [unknown] Origins of the clip is currently unknown, it was sourced by former BBC Radio 6 Music associate producer Joe Haddow on 8th February 2016[34] carried from BBCR6 "This is Yorkshire, people are sensible." Producer Ben[35]
This mission is too important HAL Excerpt from 2001: A Space Odyssey carried from BBCR6 "This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeapardise it."
Tom Jones Yeeeaah! Tom Jones Except from If I Only Knew by Tom Jones carried from BBCR6 "Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Traffic Report carried from BBCR6 [Ending of the BBC traffic report sound]
TV Licence "If you don't have a TV licence it won't take us long to find you."
UK Yum Yum carried from BBCR6 "United Kingdom yum yum."
Uuuuur... "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuur"
Wake up and make love with me "Wake up and make love with me."
Washing Up Guy Garvey "Can you do the washing up again pleae, it's filthy."
What, Macbeth? Rowan Atkinson Taken from the 'Blackadder the Third' episode 'Sense and Senility'[36] "What, Macbeth?"
What makes clouds? Brian Cox & Shaun Keaveny "What makes clouds?"

"Volcanoes."

What, sexually? Alex Carter??[37] "What, sexually?"
Wolf Marshall "Hello, I'm Wolf Marshall."
Woof Taken from a message left by a caller to the voicemail set up for the Harangue the DJ feature on Shaun's BBC 6 Music show. carried from BBCR6 "Woof" [stated]
Wrestle a shark Jeremy Vine Taken from The Jeremy Vine Show on BBC Radio 2 carried from BBCR6 "You don't wrestle a shark if you're off work with stress!"
WWW dot "Double-u, double-u, double-u, dot."
Yo! Middle age shout outs carried from BBCR6 "Yo! Middle age shout outs."
You ain't got the balls for this Taken from Hysteria -- The Def Leppard Story "And if it don't to the same to you, then you ain't got the balls for this!"
You are fake news Donald Trump From press briefing on 11 Jan 2017[38][39]
You cannot be serious! John McEnroe Taken from The Wimbledon Archive[40] carried from BBCR6 "You cannot be serious!"
You must be out of your mind Alvin Stardust Taken from an old Green Cross Code public information film carried from BBCR6 "You must be out of your tiny minds"
You stupid boy Arthur Lowe as Captain Mainwaring[41] Various episodes from the BBC sitcom 'Dad's Army'. carried from BBCR6 "You stupid boy."
You're Fired Alan Sugar Various episodes from the UK version of The Apprentice "You're fired."
You're obviously lovely Davina McCall and Justin Bieber "I mean you're obviously lovely."

"Yeah."

You're the best thing Splice of You're the Best Thing by The Style Council and "Today" for the recurring feature Best thing that ever happened today Carried from BBCR6 "You're the best thing that ever happened to me, today."[sung]

References

  1. ↑ Tim Burgess on Community Garden Radio - YouTube
  2. ↑ https://www.radiotimes.com/programme/b-qmjgn6/shaun-keaveny/episodes/?episode=b-87gf0q
  3. ↑ https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m000y5bx
  4. ↑ https://www.radiotimes.com/programme/b-qmjgn6/shaun-keaveny/episodes/?episode=b-ronn9u
  5. ↑ https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m000zf1h
  6. ↑ https://www.radiotimes.com/programme/b-qmjgn6/shaun-keaveny/episodes/?episode=b-7c42kb
  7. ↑ https://www.radiotimes.com/programme/b-qmjgn6/shaun-keaveny/episodes/?episode=b-s3fakj
  8. ↑ https://www.facebook.com/groups/438281109569869/user/793059386/
  9. ↑ Mark Branscombe's cartwall site
  10. ↑ 10.0 10.1 Paul Cole's Copycat Cartwall
  11. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk_8tX3-GSk
  12. ↑ Masterchef Synesthesia - Swedemason, retrieved from YouTube
  13. ↑ 13.0 13.1 "Let's be havin' you!" - Delia Smith's message to Norwich fans, Sky Sports Retro, retrieved from YouTube
  14. ↑ Gonzo's Dance Emergency 🕺 | Muppet Babies Play Date | Disney Junior
  15. ↑ 15.0 15.1 15.2 BBC Radio 2 - Jeremy Vine, Noel Edmonds Speaks to Dana the Cat
  16. ↑ Birds Eye Steakhouse 1980s advert on YouTube
  17. ↑ Good Afternoon Song on Spotify
  18. ↑ https://www.facebook.com/groups/438281109569869/posts/4234374659960476/?comment_id=4234384773292798&reply_comment_id=4234548479943094 - sourced from SWK Mild Appreciation Society on Facebook
  19. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x23rTDl4AMs
  20. ↑ BRIAN CLOUGH - ON THE TRAINING GROUND, retrieved from YouTube
  21. ↑ The Linda McCartney Story on Wikipedia
  22. ↑ LMS 16, retrieved from YouTube
  23. ↑ Nigella Lawson explains bizarre 'microwave' pronunciation after clip goes viral, Mirror Online
  24. ↑ 24.0 24.1 24.2 https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/who-is-jackie-weaver-handforth-19774637
  25. ↑ 25.0 25.1 25.2 Best of the Handforth Parish Council Planning & Environment Committee Thursday 10th December 2020, retrieved from YouTube
  26. ↑ Reddit thread on /r/6music, titled "Onions?"
  27. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zn9_yvjrZWw
  28. ↑ https://www.facebook.com/groups/438281109569869/posts/4234374659960476/?comment_id=4234470759950866
  29. ↑ STORYBOOK INTERNATIONAL UK Opening: Larry Grossman (1983), YouTube
  30. ↑ Scene from Blackadder the Third on YouTube
  31. ↑ https://subsaga.com/bbc/food/celebrity-masterchef/series-11/episode-1.html
  32. ↑ Clip from Toast of Tinseltown
  33. ↑ https://twitter.com/channel4news/status/1488237534668861454
  34. ↑ BBC Radio 6 Music on Facebook - Shaunapedia: "This Is Yorkshire, People Are Sensible", retrieved from Facebook
  35. ↑ https://www.facebook.com/groups/438281109569869/user/793059386/, retrieved from Sean W Keaveny Mild Appreciation Society on Facebook
  36. ↑ https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0526726/characters/nm0175427
  37. ↑ https://www.facebook.com/groups/438281109569869/posts/4234374659960476/?comment_id=4234708113260464&reply_comment_id=4235561333175142
  38. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqpzk-qGxMU
  39. ↑ https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jan/11/trump-attacks-cnn-buzzfeed-at-press-conference
  40. ↑ Share the Moment: John McEnroe coins "You cannot be serious", YouTube
  41. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Mainwaring
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