Keaveny

This is an article about the song by Cat Barter. For Shaun's page, please see Shaun Keaveny

Keaveny is a song written by Cat Barter. It is an original song which Barter wrote especially for Shaun's 50th birthday, which was broadcast during episode 026. The song was written as a tribute to Shaun, and was based on "Bernadette" by The Four Tops.

It contained original lyrics and clips from the cartwall.

Lyrics

Keaveny, when I found out the news that you were leavin’ me

I couldn’t believe that our time was through

How am I gonna fill my afternoons?

When I'm home waitin’ for the man to arrive

Or callin’ out to Mary Ann to show me a sign

It might appear like tears fill my eyes (Keaveny)

Onion fumes have filled the room and that is why (Keaveny)

No need for cryin’

Listen to Karen

We have only just begun

Keaveny, I missed you because you were the best thing that ever happened to me (today)

So Keaveny, I signed up to your garden radio community

You can’t predict if the equipment’s gon’ fail ya

I’m still committed, I’ll even email ya

I will brave the discord Keaveny (Keaveny)

I will testify in your small claims court Keaveny (Keaveny)

On Friday Afternoons

I will tune

In to you

From one to three, for jokes you’ve heard

Followed by tumbleweed, I can confirm

It’s the best part of the week, this time’s reserved

For the lad from Leigh, Keaveny

In the open arms I find

A crispy egg and pint

And I like the clientele

And the tunes

Playing on the jukebox

As I sip my si si si si San Miguel

Ryan Gosling says you’re boyfriend material

Those months without you were purgatorial

It’s time for all those bits and bobs and AOB (Keaveny)

Shout out some middle aged poetry (Keaveny)

As you stroll down birthday boulevard Keaveny

Please drink responsibly, Keaveny

You’re turning 50, Keaveny…..

Keaveny

Kiss you on both cheeks

A voicemail from Sting is a guarantee

Keaveny

Can you still hear me?

I’m just singing your name repeatedly