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|Jeremy Vine

|Taken from ''The Jeremy Vine Show'' on BBC Radio 2

|"So I wonder if someone came to you and said 'it's six inches too long'."

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|"Acid zumba."

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|Ian Brown

|Taken from appearance on ''The Late Show'' September 1989 when there was a power cut<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk_8tX3-GSk</ref>

|"Amateurs!"

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|Joe Swash

|Taken from ''I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of here''

|"Awiiiight." [retched]

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|"Nah, I want my bacon, I gotta tell tell you something: bacon is good for me."

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|[classic punchline drum and cymbol]

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|"You must have had to beat off a lot of American men."  

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|"Big up The Stone Roses."

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|Ryan Gosling

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| "Hey, this is Ryan Gosling and if I could describe Shaun in two words they would be 'boyfriend material'."

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|"Brr."

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|[The Archers theme tune on heavy rock guitar]

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|Gregg Wallace

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|"But it wasn't wet enough."  

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|Jeremy Vine

|Taken from ''The Jeremy Vine Show'' on BBC Radio 2

|"The window's open when his butt flew out."

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|Gregg Wallace

|Taken from Swedemason's 'Buttery Biscuit Base' remix<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfeyUGZt8nk Masterchef Synesthesia - Swedemason], retrieved from YouTube</ref>

|"I like the bass bass bass, the buttery biscuit base."

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|Yvette Fielding & Shaun Ryder

|Taken from 'Ghosthunting with Happy Mondays'

|''carried from BBCR6''

[fart noise]

"No that was me, I apologise."

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|Jeremy Vine

|Taken from ''The Jeremy Vine Show'' on BBC Radio 2

|"Cats! Maybe cats operating in gangs!"

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|Jeremy Vine

|Taken from ''The Jeremy Vine Show'' on BBC Radio 2

|"Christian O'Connell is on with Steve Wright in the afternoon today... love him!"

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|"A gentlement came in with a kind of, a cloth and liquid and a bucket, and just very quietly cleaned the inside of the door in this room!"

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|Delia Smith

|Clip of Delia Smith from her infamous half-time speech at Norwich City vs. Manchester City in 2005<ref name=":0">[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiC679ASOyA "Let's be havin' you!" - Delia Smith's message to Norwich fans], Sky Sports Retro, retrieved from YouTube</ref>

|"Come on!" [screamed]

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|Gregg Wallace

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|"Cor."  

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|Sara Cox

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|"Coxy." [set to tune of ''Foxey Lady'' by Jimi Hendrix

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|Steve Coogan (as Alan Partridge)

|From “I’m Alan Partridge” Series 2, Episode 3 entitled “Brave Alan”

|"Dan...! Dan!"

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|'''[[Dance Emergency]]'''

|New for [[Community Garden Radio|CGR]] introduced 15th July 2022

|"It's a dance emergency!" [siren sounds]

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|Gregg Wallace

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|"I'm desperate to dip that pork into something wet."

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|Fred Dibnah  

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|"Do you like tha'?"

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|Stefan Dennis

| Excerpt from "Don't It Make You Feel Good" by Stefan Dennis

|"Don't it make you feel good"

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|"Don't mention the meat."

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|Guy Garvey

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|"That top makes you look dumpy."

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|Ed Sheeran

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|Noel Edmonds

|Taken from interview with Noel Edmonds on ''The Jeremy Vine Show'' on BBC Radio 2<ref name=":1">[https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p048pqn0 BBC Radio 2 - Jeremy Vine, Noel Edmonds Speaks to Dana the Cat]</ref>

|"Every animal in this country knows who I am."

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|Taken from ''The Steve Wright Show'' on BBC Radio 2

|"Factoids."  

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|Norman Wisdom

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|Noel Edmonds

|Taken from interview with Noel Edmonds on ''The Jeremy Vine Show'' on BBC Radio 2<ref name=":1" />

|"You like fish... don't you."

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|Shaun doing in impression of a line recited by Fred Durst in ''Take a Look Around'' by ''Limp Bizkit''

|''carried from BBCR6''

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|Promo recorded specifically for Shaun's BBC 6 Music show

|"Funky Frank's Friday floor fillers."

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|Birds Eye Steakhouse advert from the 1980s<ref>[https://youtu.be/_M1372Z1Ldg Birds Eye Steakhouse 1980s advert on YouTube]</ref>

|''carried from BBCR6''

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|BBC news segment referencing cold iguanas in Florida

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|Logan Roy

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|"Fuck off!"  

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|Funky Frank

|Promo recorded specifically for Shaun's BBC 6 Music show

|"Mortar in our stacks, we're funkin' to the max.  It's Funky Frank's Friday Floor Fillers."

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|"Get involved, get involved, get involved."

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|"Get it on uhhhh."

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|Jeremy Vine

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|"From what I know of people who dream of giving birth to Nigel Farage, which isn't much, it doesn't last the whole of your life."

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|Excerpt from ''Gold'' by Spandau Ballet

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|Taken from the ''Good Afternoon Song'' on the album ''ABC's of Friendship and Peace Children's songs''<ref>[https://open.spotify.com/track/4gpia5l9VRjxtFikcrEpGj?si=bcdce55df4de431a Good Afternoon Song on Spotify]</ref>

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|Ken Picken in Eden Burg<ref>https://www.facebook.com/groups/438281109569869/posts/4234374659960476/?comment_id=4234384773292798&reply_comment_id=4234548479943094 - sourced from SWK Mild Appreciation Society on Facebook</ref>

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|"Good morning Britain, and welcome to another day here on Planet Earth."

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|Alex Jones

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|"How many great white sharks kill people every year but they're scared to swim?"

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|Keith Richards

|Promo recorded specifically for Shaun's BBC 6 Music show

|"I'm Keith Richards and you're listening to guitar legend Shaun Keaveny on BBC Radio 6 music"

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|Guy Garvey

|'supercut' of various Guy Garvey clips on the cartwall

|''carried from BBCR6''

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|"...Ha!"  

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|"Happy Christmas." [laughs]

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|Olly Murs

|[unknown]

|''carried from BBCR6''

|"Happy Tuesday everyone!"

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|Taken from ''Hello Song'' by The Kiboomers<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x23rTDl4AMs</ref>

|"Hello, hello, how are you? Hello, hello, how are you? Hello, hello, how are you? How are you today?" [sung]

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|Terry Wogan

|[unknown]  

|"Hello, Sailor."

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|Jeremy Vine

|Taken from ''The Jeremy Vine Show'' on BBC Radio 2  

|"Downside is you can be hit by a truck."

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|Matt Everitt

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|"I had one beer and that's it."

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|"I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon."

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|George Formby

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|"I'm a lad from Lancashire." [sung]

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|Jeremy Vine  

|Taken from ''The Jeremy Vine Show'' on BBC Radio 2  

|"It won't go in, Sarah."

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|Taken from footage of football manager Brian Clough on the training ground<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8VZ0dP0ddM BRIAN CLOUGH - ON THE TRAINING GROUND], retrieved from YouTube</ref>

|''carried from BBCR6''

|"Whooaar it's bloody rubbish! Rubbish!"

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|Richard Madeley

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|Joss Stone

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|"Judas!" [shouted]

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|Kate Moss

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|"This is Kate Moss, and you're listening to the Kate Moss Hour."

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|Promo recorded specifically for Shaun's BBC 6 Music show

|"Shaun at Six Music, hey keep rocking Shaun."

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|Steve Coogan as Alan Partridge

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|"Kiss my face."

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|Jeremy Vine

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|"A large amount just, just protruding from your trousers."

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|"Let's add some more then."

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|Delia Smith

|Clip of Delia Smith from her infamous half-time speech at Norwich City vs. Manchester City in 2005<ref name=":0" />

|"Let's be 'avin you!"

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|Jeremy Vine

|Taken from ''The Jeremy Vine Show'' on BBC Radio 2

|''carried from BBCR6''

|"Let's rock this thing."

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|Tim Piper as John Lennon<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Linda_McCartney_Story The Linda McCartney Story on Wikipedia]</ref>

|Taken from ''The Linda McCartney Story'', a 2000 television film<ref>[https://youtu.be/A8agRzQpoDA?t=234 LMS 16], retrieved from YouTube</ref>

|[sound of smashing window] followed by "McCartney!! Who the hell do you think you are!"

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|"Merry Christmas Shaun."

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|Moira Stewart

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|"Tax doesn't have to be taxing."

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|Matt Everitt

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|"Morning!"

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|Sung over the top of ''Mr Pharmacist'' by ''The Fall''

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|"Mr Physicist."x5 [sung]

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|Jeremy Vine

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|"It's great that muck spreading is back again, yes it stinks but it's very good for the sinuses and the immune system."

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|Mark E Smith

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|''carried from BBCR6''

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|"Ha, Keith. Naughty boy."

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|"Naughty boy."

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|Jeremy Vine

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|"Does Nigel Farage have a presence there? Has he been there in a bus or something?"

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|Nigella Lawson

|Taken from an episode of 'Cook, Eat, Repeat'<ref>[https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/nigella-lawson-explains-bizarre-microwave-23141483 Nigella Lawson explains bizarre 'microwave' pronunciation after clip goes viral], Mirror Online</ref>

|"Mee-cro-wa-vay'."

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|Councillor Brian Tolver<ref name=":3">https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/who-is-jackie-weaver-handforth-19774637</ref>

|Taken from the viral clip of the Handforth Parish Council Zoom meeting<ref name=":2">[https://youtu.be/lgGmYeAm0jk?t=237 Best of the Handforth Parish Council Planning & Environment Committee Thursday 10th December 2020], retrieved from YouTube</ref>

|"You have no authority here Jackie Weaver, no authority at all."  

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|Jeremy Vine  

|Taken from interview with Noel Edmonds on ''The Jeremy Vine Show'' on BBC Radio 2<ref name=":1" />

|"Would the cat know who Noel Edmonds is?"

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|"Not working mate."

|Kevin Metchear<ref name=":4" />

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|Splice of ''Can We Fix It'' by Bob the Builder and Barack Obama

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"Yes we can."

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|Taken from the CBeebies show, "Moon and Me"<ref>[https://www.reddit.com/r/6music/comments/jgvuko/onions/ Reddit thread on /r/6music, titled "Onions?"]</ref>

|"Onions!"

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|''carried from BBCR6''

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|"The minute that partying becomes stressful then you're not partying anymore."

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|HAL

|Excerpt from ''2001: A Space Odyssey''

|"I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen."

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|Gregg Wallace

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|"The plums weren't cooked enough."

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|Chris Hawkins

|Taken from BBC 6 Music's early breakfast show with Chris Hawkins

|"Please, drink responsibly."

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|Brian Cox

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|"Professor Briiiiiiiiiiian Cox."

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|"Your grey facial hair has put you in a rocking chair."

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|Councillor Aled Brewerton<ref name=":3" />

|Taken from the viral clip of the Handforth Parish Council Zoom meeting<ref name=":2" />

| "Read 'em and understand 'em!"

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| Jeremy Vine

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|"Charles then carefully re-erected the organ."

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|Roger Daltry

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|"Hi you're listening to the legendary rock demi-god - and trout farmer - Roger Daltry on the Shaun K-neavy show. How do you say that?"

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|Roger Daltry

|Excerpt from ''Won't Get Fooled Again'' by The Who (live performance)<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zn9_yvjrZWw</ref>

|"Yeeeaah!"

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|Gregg Wallace

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|Jeremy Vine

|Taken from ''The Jeremy Vine Show'' on BBC Radio 2

|"Come to England and see our beavers."

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|Richard Madeley

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|"Sick of the sight of my own face."

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|Sid James

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|"Hahahaha."  

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|Ronnie O'Sullivan??

|Taken from the 12th frame of the World Snooker Championship Final at the Crucible in 2008 ???<ref>https://www.facebook.com/groups/438281109569869/posts/4234374659960476/?comment_id=4234470759950866</ref>

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|Bono

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|"Sorry about that."

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|Gregg Wallace

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|"Stop... stop touching it."

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|Taken from the opening credits of the television series, 'Storybook International'<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2DS6o64vKA STORYBOOK INTERNATIONAL UK Opening: Larry Grossman (1983)], YouTube</ref>

|"I'm the story teller and my stories must be told." [sung]

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|Matt Everitt

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|"Sweating a lot, as well."

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|Taken from the 'Blackadder the Third' episode 'Duel and Duality'<ref>[https://youtu.be/clM1i88s-7Q Scene from Blackadder the Third on YouTube]</ref>

|''carried from BBCR6''

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|Councillor Aled Brewerton<ref name=":3" />

|Taken from the viral clip of the Handforth Parish Council Zoom meeting<ref name=":2" />

|"I'm trying to have a Teams meeting, you fool."

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|Gregg Wallace

|Taken from episode 1, series 11 of Celebrity Masterchef<ref>https://subsaga.com/bbc/food/celebrity-masterchef/series-11/episode-1.html</ref>  

|"Terrified of your aubergine."

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|Terry Thomas

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|Gregg Wallace

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|"That piece of meat confused quite a lot of people."

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|Nadine Dorries

|Taken from interview for Channel 4 News on 31st January 2022<ref>https://twitter.com/channel4news/status/1488237534668861454</ref>

|"The Prime Minister, tells the truth."

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|Tom Parker-Bowles

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|[unknown]

|Origins of the clip is currently unknown, it was sourced by former BBC Radio 6 Music associate producer Joe Haddow on 8th February 2016<ref>[https://www.facebook.com/BBCRadio6Music/videos/shaunapedia-this-is-yorkshire-people-are-sensible/2075616269129239/ BBC Radio 6 Music on Facebook - Shaunapedia: "This Is Yorkshire, People Are Sensible"], retrieved from Facebook</ref>  

|''carried from BBCR6''

|[[Producer Ben]]<ref>https://www.facebook.com/groups/438281109569869/user/793059386/, retrieved from Sean W Keaveny Mild Appreciation Society on Facebook</ref>

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|HAL

|Excerpt from ''2001: A Space Odyssey''

|''carried from BBCR6''

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|Tom Jones

|Except from ''If I Only Knew'' by Tom Jones

|"Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

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|[Ending of the BBC traffic report sound]

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|"If you don't have a TV licence it won't take us long to find you."

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|"United Kingdom yum yum."

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|"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuur"

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|"Wake up and make love with me."

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|"Can you do the washing up again pleae, it's filthy."

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|Rowan Atkinson

|Taken from the 'Blackadder the Third' episode 'Sense and Senility'<ref>https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0526726/characters/nm0175427</ref>  

| "What, Macbeth?"  

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"Volcanoes."

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|Alex Carter??<ref>https://www.facebook.com/groups/438281109569869/posts/4234374659960476/?comment_id=4234708113260464&reply_comment_id=4235561333175142</ref>

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|"What, sexually?"

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|"Hello, I'm Wolf Marshall."

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|Taken from a message left by a caller to the voicemail set up for the ''Harangue the DJ'' feature on Shaun's BBC 6 Music show.

|"Woof" [stated]

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|Jeremy Vine

|Taken from ''The Jeremy Vine Show'' on BBC Radio 2

|"You don't wrestle a shark if you're off work with stress!"

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|"Double-u, double-u, double-u, dot."

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