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|6 Inches
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=nAb27NagEbI 6 Inches]
|Jeremy Vine
|Jeremy Vine
|Taken from ''The Jeremy Vine Show'' on BBC Radio 2
|Taken from ''The Jeremy Vine Show'' on BBC Radio 2
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|"So I wonder if someone came to you and said 'it's six inches too long'."
|"So I wonder if someone came to you and said 'it's six inches too long'."
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|Absolutely
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|Acid Zumba
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=4bKfpWnNtiY Acid Zumba]
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|"Acid zumba."
|"Acid zumba."
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|Amateurs
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=4_6MGZYHW6c Amateurs]
|Ian Brown
|Ian Brown
|Taken from appearance on ''The Late Show'' September 1989 when there was a power cut<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk_8tX3-GSk</ref>
|Taken from appearance on ''The Late Show'' September 1989 when there was a power cut<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk_8tX3-GSk</ref>
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|"Amateurs!"
|"Amateurs!"
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|Awiiight (retch)
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=aKAaNekSN3I Awiiight (retch)]
|Joe Swash
|Joe Swash
|Taken from ''I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of here''
|Taken from ''I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of here''
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|"Awiiiight." [retched]
|"Awiiiight." [retched]
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|Bacon is good for me
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=2jaDz0wkgHE Bacon is good for me]
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|"Nah, I want my bacon, I gotta tell tell you something: bacon is good for me."
|"Nah, I want my bacon, I gotta tell tell you something: bacon is good for me."
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|Badoom tish
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=P_CSvbpfpJU Badoom tish]
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|[classic punchline drum and cymbol]
|[classic punchline drum and cymbol]
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|Beat off American Men
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=eVaZ0Op67JA Beat off American Men]
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|"You must have had to beat off a lot of American men."  
|"You must have had to beat off a lot of American men."  
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|Big up The Stone Roses
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=CCRMTquj00I Big up The Stone Roses]
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|"Big up The Stone Roses."
|"Big up The Stone Roses."
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|Boyfriend Material
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=lOGGDd52alI Boyfriend Material]
|Ryan Gosling
|Ryan Gosling
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||''carred from BBCR6''
|''carred from BBCR6''
| "Hey, this is Ryan Gosling and if I could describe Shaun in two words they would be 'boyfriend material'."
| "Hey, this is Ryan Gosling and if I could describe Shaun in two words they would be 'boyfriend material'."
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| Brrrr
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=QQHpWY7643Q Brrrr]
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|"Brr."
|"Brr."
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|Brian May plays The Archers
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=GunnV0ig4xM Brian May plays The Archers]
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|Brian May
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|[The Archers theme tune on heavy rock guitar]
|[The Archers theme tune on heavy rock guitar]
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|But it wasn't wet enough  
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=ni_Xyxgxm5A But it wasn't wet enough]
|Gregg Wallace
|Gregg Wallace
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|"But it wasn't wet enough."  
|"But it wasn't wet enough."  
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|Butt flew out
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=wcMOLSFqu3M Butt flew out]
|Jeremy Vine
|Jeremy Vine
|Taken from ''The Jeremy Vine Show'' on BBC Radio 2
|Taken from ''The Jeremy Vine Show'' on BBC Radio 2
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|"The window's open when his butt flew out."
|"The window's open when his butt flew out."
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|Buttery Biscuit Base
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=PNrZCrAxcf4 Buttery Biscuit Base]
|Gregg Wallace
|Gregg Wallace
|Taken from Swedemason's 'Buttery Biscuit Base' remix<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfeyUGZt8nk Masterchef Synesthesia - Swedemason], retrieved from YouTube</ref>
|Taken from Swedemason's 'Buttery Biscuit Base' remix<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfeyUGZt8nk Masterchef Synesthesia - Swedemason], retrieved from YouTube</ref>
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|"I like the bass bass bass, the buttery biscuit base."
|"I like the bass bass bass, the buttery biscuit base."
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|Calling out
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=CqQExKQoNUs Calling out]
|Yvette Fielding & Shaun Ryder
|Yvette Fielding & Shaun Ryder
|Taken from 'Ghosthunting with Happy Mondays'
|Taken from 'Ghosthunting with Happy Mondays'
|''carried from BBCR6''
|''carried from BBCR6''
| "I'm calling out to Mary-Anne...  Mary-Anne, don't be shy."
|"I'm calling out to Mary-Anne...  Mary-Anne, don't be shy."
[fart noise]
[fart noise]
"No that was me, I apologise."
"No that was me, I apologise."
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|Cats in gangs
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=aeVwwKHjZ88 Cats in gangs]
 
|Jeremy Vine
|Jeremy Vine
|Taken from ''The Jeremy Vine Show'' on BBC Radio 2
|Taken from ''The Jeremy Vine Show'' on BBC Radio 2
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|"Cats! Maybe cats operating in gangs!"
|"Cats! Maybe cats operating in gangs!"
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|Christian O'Connell
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=Y20OIBw56e4 Christian O'Connell]
|Jeremy Vine
|Jeremy Vine
|Taken from ''The Jeremy Vine Show'' on BBC Radio 2
|Taken from ''The Jeremy Vine Show'' on BBC Radio 2
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|"Christian O'Connell is on with Steve Wright in the afternoon today... love him!"
|"Christian O'Connell is on with Steve Wright in the afternoon today... love him!"
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| Cleaned the door
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=p-4rJnAOXy0 Cleaned the door]
| Jeremy Vine  
|Jeremy Vine  
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|"A gentlement came in with a kind of, a cloth and liquid and a bucket, and just very quietly cleaned the inside of the door in this room!"
|"A gentlement came in with a kind of, a cloth and liquid and a bucket, and just very quietly cleaned the inside of the door in this room!"
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|Come on!
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=4WBoLIux7A4 Come on!]
|Delia Smith
|Delia Smith
|Clip of Delia Smith from her infamous half-time speech at Norwich City vs. Manchester City in 2005<ref name=":0">[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiC679ASOyA "Let's be havin' you!" - Delia Smith's message to Norwich fans], Sky Sports Retro, retrieved from YouTube</ref>
|Clip of Delia Smith from her infamous half-time speech at Norwich City vs. Manchester City in 2005<ref name=":0">[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiC679ASOyA "Let's be havin' you!" - Delia Smith's message to Norwich fans], Sky Sports Retro, retrieved from YouTube</ref>
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|"Come on!" [screamed]
|"Come on!" [screamed]
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|Cor  
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=MhgOnEMK92k Cor]
|Gregg Wallace
|Gregg Wallace
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|"Cor."  
|"Cor."  
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|Coxy
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=rXd5V7gHpW8 Coxy]
|Sara Cox
|Sara Cox
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|"Coxy." [set to tune of ''Foxey Lady'' by Jimi Hendrix
|"Coxy." [set to tune of ''Foxey Lady'' by Jimi Hendrix
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|Dan
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=4YUNOwl3BTs Dan]
|Steve Coogan (as Alan Partridge)
|Steve Coogan (as Alan Partridge)
|From “I’m Alan Partridge” Series 2, Episode 3 entitled “Brave Alan”
|From “I’m Alan Partridge” Series 2, Episode 3 entitled “Brave Alan”
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|"Dan...! Dan!"
|"Dan...! Dan!"
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|'''[[Dance Emergency]]'''
|'''[[Dance Emergency]]'''
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|New for [[Community Garden Radio|CGR]] introduced 15th July 2022
|New for [[Community Garden Radio|CGR]] introduced 15th July 2022
|"It's a dance emergency!" [siren sounds]
|"It's a dance emergency!" [siren sounds]
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|Dip that pork
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=FtNT77vBp70 Dip that pork]
|Gregg Wallace
|Gregg Wallace
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|"I'm desperate to dip that pork into something wet."
|"I'm desperate to dip that pork into something wet."
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|Dirk and Jurgen jingle
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=TLFJaTBt7bA Dirk and Jurgen jingle]
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|Do you like that?
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=7lamE5yFzYs Do you like that?]
|Fred Dibnah  
|Fred Dibnah  
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|"Do you like tha'?"
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|Don't it make you feel good
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=449gNAEa888 Don't it make you feel good]
|Stefan Dennis
|Stefan Dennis
| Excerpt from "Don't It Make You Feel Good" by Stefan Dennis
| Excerpt from "Don't It Make You Feel Good" by Stefan Dennis
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|"Don't it make you feel good"
|"Don't it make you feel good"
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|Don't mention the meat
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=lADU_rRUktA Don't mention the meat]
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|"Don't mention the meat."
|"Don't mention the meat."
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|Drum roll
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=XynFbfu-XoI Drum roll]
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|[Drum roll]
|<nowiki>[Drum roll]</nowiki>
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|Dumpy  
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=b5dfXMjOrAA Dumpy]
|Guy Garvey
|Guy Garvey
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|"That top makes you look dumpy."
|"That top makes you look dumpy."
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|https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=b5dfXMjOrAA
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|Ed Sheeran yay
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=SuLNdoj_2m8 Ed Sheeran yay]
|Ed Sheeran
|Ed Sheeran
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|''carried from BBCR6''
|''carried from BBCR6''
| "Yay." [flat]
|"Yay." [flat]
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|https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=SuLNdoj_2m8
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|Every Animal
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=a275jwcWNkk Every Animal]
|Noel Edmonds
|Noel Edmonds
|Taken from interview with Noel Edmonds on ''The Jeremy Vine Show'' on BBC Radio 2<ref name=":1">[https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p048pqn0 BBC Radio 2 - Jeremy Vine, Noel Edmonds Speaks to Dana the Cat]</ref>
|Taken from interview with Noel Edmonds on ''The Jeremy Vine Show'' on BBC Radio 2<ref name=":1">[https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p048pqn0 BBC Radio 2 - Jeremy Vine, Noel Edmonds Speaks to Dana the Cat]</ref>
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|"Every animal in this country knows who I am."
|"Every animal in this country knows who I am."
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|Fabulous, not fabulist
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=uCKDQH8xEZE Fabulous, not fabulist]
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| "Fabulous, not fabulist."
|"Fabulous, not fabulist."
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|Factoids
|[https://spangoss.net/cartwall.html Factoids]
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|Taken from ''The Steve Wright Show'' on BBC Radio 2
|Taken from ''The Steve Wright Show'' on BBC Radio 2
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|"Factoids."  
|"Factoids."  
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|Falling down stairs
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=1rd1tMWh0HQ Falling down stairs]
|Norman Wisdom
|Norman Wisdom
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|''carried from BBCR6''
|''carried from BBCR6''
|[Falling down stairs sound with comedic boing and crashes]
|<nowiki>[Falling down stairs sound with comedic boing and crashes]</nowiki>
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|Fish  
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=hQrEl9mT_Co Fish]
|Noel Edmonds
|Noel Edmonds
|Taken from interview with Noel Edmonds on ''The Jeremy Vine Show'' on BBC Radio 2<ref name=":1" />
|Taken from interview with Noel Edmonds on ''The Jeremy Vine Show'' on BBC Radio 2<ref name=":1" />
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|"You like fish... don't you."
|"You like fish... don't you."
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|Fred Durst
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=LNplcII1lGg Fred Durst]
|Shaun Keaveney
|[[Shaun Keaveny]]
|Shaun doing in impression of a line recited by Fred Durst in ''Take a Look Around'' by ''Limp Bizkit''
|Shaun doing in impression of a line recited by Fred Durst in ''Take a Look Around'' by ''Limp Bizkit''
|''carried from BBCR6''
|''carried from BBCR6''
|[unintelligible Fred Durst noise]
|<nowiki>[unintelligible Fred Durst noise]</nowiki>
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| Friday floor fillers
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=ZckY4c6WU_M Friday floor fillers]
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|Promo recorded specifically for Shaun's BBC 6 Music show
|Promo recorded specifically for Shaun's BBC 6 Music show
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|"Funky Frank's Friday floor fillers."
|"Funky Frank's Friday floor fillers."
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|Fried onion rings  
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=jPZjHK4HokM Fried onion rings]
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|Birds Eye Steakhouse advert from the 1980s<ref>[https://youtu.be/_M1372Z1Ldg Birds Eye Steakhouse 1980s advert on YouTube]</ref>
|Birds Eye Steakhouse advert from the 1980s<ref>[https://youtu.be/_M1372Z1Ldg Birds Eye Steakhouse 1980s advert on YouTube]</ref>
|''carried from BBCR6''
|''carried from BBCR6''
|"Fried onion rings."  
|"Fried onion rings."
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|Frozen iguanas
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=cYUpVQpMccc Frozen iguanas]
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|BBC news segment referencing cold iguanas in Florida
|BBC news segment referencing cold iguanas in Florida
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| "Frozen iguanas falling from trees."
|"Frozen iguanas falling from trees."
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|Fuck off!
|[https://spangoss.net/cartwall.html Fuck off!]
|Logan Roy
|Logan Roy
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|"Fuck off!"  
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|Funkin' to the Max
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=cZkBHjw_rYg Funkin' to the Max]
|Funky Frank
|Funky Frank
|Promo recorded specifically for Shaun's BBC 6 Music show
|Promo recorded specifically for Shaun's BBC 6 Music show
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|"Mortar in our stacks, we're funkin' to the max.  It's Funky Frank's Friday Floor Fillers."
|"Mortar in our stacks, we're funkin' to the max.  It's Funky Frank's Friday Floor Fillers."
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|Get involved
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=p18hq5_W_hI Get involved]
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|"Get involved, get involved, get involved."
|"Get involved, get involved, get involved."
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|Get it on
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=ArO1hbfZzDI Get it on]
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|"Get it on uhhhh."
|"Get it on uhhhh."
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|Giving birth to Nigel Farage
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=YFuC1H5yXXo Giving birth to Nigel Farage]
|Jeremy Vine
|Jeremy Vine
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|"From what I know of people who dream of giving birth to Nigel Farage, which isn't much, it doesn't last the whole of your life."
|"From what I know of people who dream of giving birth to Nigel Farage, which isn't much, it doesn't last the whole of your life."
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|Gold
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=t1V3pcg2_34 Gold]
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|Excerpt from ''Gold'' by Spandau Ballet
|Excerpt from ''Gold'' by Spandau Ballet
|''carried from BBCR6''
|''carried from BBCR6''
|"You are gold." [sung]
|"You are gold." <nowiki>[sung]</nowiki>
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|Good Afternoon
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=LW_dJderTFU Good Afternoon]
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|Taken from the ''Good Afternoon Song'' on the album ''ABC's of Friendship and Peace Children's songs''<ref>[https://open.spotify.com/track/4gpia5l9VRjxtFikcrEpGj?si=bcdce55df4de431a Good Afternoon Song on Spotify]</ref>
|Taken from the ''Good Afternoon Song'' on the album ''ABC's of Friendship and Peace Children's songs''<ref>[https://open.spotify.com/track/4gpia5l9VRjxtFikcrEpGj?si=bcdce55df4de431a Good Afternoon Song on Spotify]</ref>
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|"Good afternoon"x8. [sung]
|"Good afternoon"x8. <nowiki>[sung]</nowiki>
|Ken Picken in Eden Burg<ref>https://www.facebook.com/groups/438281109569869/posts/4234374659960476/?comment_id=4234384773292798&reply_comment_id=4234548479943094 - sourced from SWK Mild Appreciation Society on Facebook</ref>
|Ken Picken in Eden Burg<ref>https://www.facebook.com/groups/438281109569869/posts/4234374659960476/?comment_id=4234384773292798&reply_comment_id=4234548479943094 - sourced from SWK Mild Appreciation Society on Facebook</ref>
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|Good Morning Britain
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=mrXK8GCK28o Good Morning Britain]
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|"Good morning Britain, and welcome to another day here on Planet Earth."
|"Good morning Britain, and welcome to another day here on Planet Earth."
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|Great white sharks
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=yPNuvMlbsxY Great white sharks]
|Alex Jones
|Alex Jones
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|"How many great white sharks kill people every year but they're scared to swim?"
|"How many great white sharks kill people every year but they're scared to swim?"
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|Guitar Legend  
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=jV2ku9sFxdE Guitar Legend]
|Keith Richards
|Keith Richards
|Promo recorded specifically for Shaun's BBC 6 Music show
|Promo recorded specifically for Shaun's BBC 6 Music show
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|"I'm Keith Richards and you're listening to guitar legend Shaun Keaveny on BBC Radio 6 music"
|"I'm Keith Richards and you're listening to guitar legend Shaun Keaveny on BBC Radio 6 music"
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|Guy Garvey Medley
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=0oYH03Np-vM Guy Garvey Medley]
|Guy Garvey
|Guy Garvey
|'supercut' of various Guy Garvey clips on the cartwall
|'supercut' of various Guy Garvey clips on the cartwall
|''carried from BBCR6''
|''carried from BBCR6''
|[splice of different Guy Garvey clips ending with 'washing up'.]
|<nowiki>[splice of different Guy Garvey clips ending with 'washing up'.]</nowiki>
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|...Ha!
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|Happy Christmas
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|"Happy Christmas." [laughs]
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|Happy Tuesday Everyone!
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=oKJCyEMvDY0 Happy Tuesday Everyone!]
 
|Olly Murs
|Olly Murs
|[unknown]
|[unknown]
|''carried from BBCR6''
|''carried from BBCR6''
|"Happy Tuesday everyone!"
|"Happy Tuesday everyone!"
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|Hello How Are You
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=eSEMqDnEz-o Hello How Are You]
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|Taken from ''Hello Song'' by The Kiboomers<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x23rTDl4AMs</ref>
|Taken from ''Hello Song'' by The Kiboomers<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x23rTDl4AMs</ref>
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|"Hello, hello, how are you? Hello, hello, how are you? Hello, hello, how are you? How are you today?" [sung]
|"Hello, hello, how are you? Hello, hello, how are you? Hello, hello, how are you? How are you today?" [sung]
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|Hello Sailor
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=cTB-28v2ih4 Hello Sailor]
|Terry Wogan
|Terry Wogan
|[unknown]  
|[unknown]  
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|"Hello, Sailor."
|"Hello, Sailor."
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|Hit by a Truck
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=__foKu7qcGI Hit by a Truck]
|Jeremy Vine
|Jeremy Vine
|Taken from ''The Jeremy Vine Show'' on BBC Radio 2  
|Taken from ''The Jeremy Vine Show'' on BBC Radio 2  
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|"Downside is you can be hit by a truck."
|"Downside is you can be hit by a truck."
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|I had one beer
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=g1s-tHVlBs0 I had one beer]
|Matt Everitt
|Matt Everitt
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|"I had one beer and that's it."
|"I had one beer and that's it."
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|I live inside my own heart
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=DZcOeGB7SI4 I live inside my own heart]
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|"I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon."
|"I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon."
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|I'm a lad from Lancashire
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=TQ9uWpDPOmA I'm a lad from Lancashire]
|George Formby
|George Formby
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|"I'm a lad from Lancashire." [sung]
|"I'm a lad from Lancashire." [sung]
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|It won't go in
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=qh65SvduHiw It won't go in]
|Jeremy Vine  
|Jeremy Vine  
|Taken from ''The Jeremy Vine Show'' on BBC Radio 2  
|Taken from ''The Jeremy Vine Show'' on BBC Radio 2  
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|"It won't go in, Sarah."
|"It won't go in, Sarah."
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|It's bloody rubbish
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=J0g2aYVDr2U It's bloody rubbish]
| Brian Clough
|Brian Clough
|Taken from footage of football manager Brian Clough on the training ground<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8VZ0dP0ddM BRIAN CLOUGH - ON THE TRAINING GROUND], retrieved from YouTube</ref>
|Taken from footage of football manager Brian Clough on the training ground<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8VZ0dP0ddM BRIAN CLOUGH - ON THE TRAINING GROUND], retrieved from YouTube</ref>
|''carried from BBCR6''
|''carried from BBCR6''
|"Whooaar it's bloody rubbish! Rubbish!"
|"Whooaar it's bloody rubbish! Rubbish!"
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|https://spangoss.net/cartwall.html
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|It's horrible
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=pPXb9c-Tx0Q It's horrible]
|Richard Madeley
|Richard Madeley
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| "It's horrible."
|"It's horrible."
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|Joss Stone Flake
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=7zZPuQryiuA Joss Stone Flake]
|Joss Stone
|Joss Stone
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|Judas!
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=01D8WIx-TAI Judas!]
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|"Judas!" [shouted]
|"Judas!" [shouted]
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|Kate Moss Hour
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=7DN4SklmHJY Kate Moss Hour]
|Kate Moss
|Kate Moss
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|"This is Kate Moss, and you're listening to the Kate Moss Hour."
|"This is Kate Moss, and you're listening to the Kate Moss Hour."
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|Keep Rocking Shaun
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=iQarS0OItdQ Keep Rocking Shaun]
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|Promo recorded specifically for Shaun's BBC 6 Music show
|Promo recorded specifically for Shaun's BBC 6 Music show
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|"Shaun at Six Music, hey keep rocking Shaun."
|"Shaun at Six Music, hey keep rocking Shaun."
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|Kiss My Face
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=CVTeu9-G7lA Kiss My Face]
|Steve Coogan as Alan Partridge
|Steve Coogan as Alan Partridge
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|"Kiss my face."
|"Kiss my face."
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|Large amount
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=T2vofhEAxkc Large amount]
|Jeremy Vine
|Jeremy Vine
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|"A large amount just, just protruding from your trousers."
|"A large amount just, just protruding from your trousers."
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|Let's add some more
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=we2Rb4v-0u8 Let's add some more]
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|"Let's add some more then."
|"Let's add some more then."
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|Let's be 'avin you
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=icqu18ooq_I Let's be 'avin you]
|Delia Smith
|Delia Smith
|Clip of Delia Smith from her infamous half-time speech at Norwich City vs. Manchester City in 2005<ref name=":0" />
|Clip of Delia Smith from her infamous half-time speech at Norwich City vs. Manchester City in 2005<ref name=":0" />
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|"Let's be 'avin you!"
|"Let's be 'avin you!"
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|Let's rock this thing
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=sLjIYy4EAG4 Let's rock this thing]
|Jeremy Vine
|Jeremy Vine
|Taken from ''The Jeremy Vine Show'' on BBC Radio 2
|Taken from ''The Jeremy Vine Show'' on BBC Radio 2
|''carried from BBCR6''
|''carried from BBCR6''
|"Let's rock this thing."
|"Let's rock this thing."
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|McCartney
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=AGrgsJSDaPI McCartney]
|Tim Piper as John Lennon<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Linda_McCartney_Story The Linda McCartney Story on Wikipedia]</ref>
|Tim Piper as John Lennon<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Linda_McCartney_Story The Linda McCartney Story on Wikipedia]</ref>
|Taken from ''The Linda McCartney Story'', a 2000 television film<ref>[https://youtu.be/A8agRzQpoDA?t=234 LMS 16], retrieved from YouTube</ref>
|Taken from ''The Linda McCartney Story'', a 2000 television film<ref>[https://youtu.be/A8agRzQpoDA?t=234 LMS 16], retrieved from YouTube</ref>
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|[sound of smashing window] followed by "McCartney!! Who the hell do you think you are!"
|[sound of smashing window] followed by "McCartney!! Who the hell do you think you are!"
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|Merry Xmas Shaun
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=XkH_oxCryqo Merry Xmas Shaun]
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|"Merry Christmas Shaun."
|"Merry Christmas Shaun."
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|Moira Stewart Tax
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=a6ljKAKiXZY Moira Stewart Tax]
|Moira Stewart
|Moira Stewart
|
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|"Tax doesn't have to be taxing."
|"Tax doesn't have to be taxing."
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|Morning
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=V0hAJlMoM2Q Morning]
|Matt Everitt
|Matt Everitt
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|
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|"Morning!"
|"Morning!"
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|Mr Physicist
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=TPfja96vWWs Mr Physicist]
|Shaun Keaveney
|[[Shaun Keaveny]]
|Sung over the top of ''Mr Pharmacist'' by ''The Fall''
|Sung over the top of ''Mr Pharmacist'' by ''The Fall''
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|"Mr Physicist."x5 [sung]
|"Mr Physicist."x5 [sung]
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|Muck spreading
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=wVFwiUiWBoc Muck spreading]
|Jeremy Vine
|Jeremy Vine
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|
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|"It's great that muck spreading is back again, yes it stinks but it's very good for the sinuses and the immune system."
|"It's great that muck spreading is back again, yes it stinks but it's very good for the sinuses and the immune system."
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|https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=wVFwiUiWBoc
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|Music News (Mark E Smith)  
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=Fj9RdDLCPlY Music News (Mark E Smith)]
|Mark E Smith
|Mark E Smith
|
|
|''carried from BBCR6''
|''carried from BBCR6''
|"He's got the news, about the music, he's quite grey of course and he looks like a horse, he's Matt Everitt uh-huh-huh." [sung]
|"He's got the news, about the music, he's quite grey of course and he looks like a horse, he's Matt Everitt uh-huh-huh."<nowiki>[sung]</nowiki>
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|Naughty boy (long)
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=3hFLckD-1Fw Naughty boy (long)]
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|"Ha, Keith. Naughty boy."
|"Ha, Keith. Naughty boy."
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|Naughty boy (short)
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=bMu5frNPsMI Naughty boy (short)]
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|"Naughty boy."
|"Naughty boy."
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|Nigel Farage presence
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=4gZLM3jLltw Nigel Farage presence]
|Jeremy Vine
|Jeremy Vine
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|"Does Nigel Farage have a presence there? Has he been there in a bus or something?"
|"Does Nigel Farage have a presence there? Has he been there in a bus or something?"
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|Nigella microwave
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=UvQ_LQzFl6A Nigella microwave]
|Nigella Lawson
|Nigella Lawson
|Taken from an episode of 'Cook, Eat, Repeat'<ref>[https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/nigella-lawson-explains-bizarre-microwave-23141483 Nigella Lawson explains bizarre 'microwave' pronunciation after clip goes viral], Mirror Online</ref>
|Taken from an episode of 'Cook, Eat, Repeat'<ref>[https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/nigella-lawson-explains-bizarre-microwave-23141483 Nigella Lawson explains bizarre 'microwave' pronunciation after clip goes viral], Mirror Online</ref>
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|"Mee-cro-wa-vay'."
|"Mee-cro-wa-vay'."
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|No authority
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=8RD7cTbx-T0 No authority]
|Councillor Brian Tolver<ref name=":3">https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/who-is-jackie-weaver-handforth-19774637</ref>
|Councillor Brian Tolver<ref name=":3">https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/who-is-jackie-weaver-handforth-19774637</ref>
|Taken from the viral clip of the Handforth Parish Council Zoom meeting<ref name=":2">[https://youtu.be/lgGmYeAm0jk?t=237 Best of the Handforth Parish Council Planning & Environment Committee Thursday 10th December 2020], retrieved from YouTube</ref>
|Taken from the viral clip of the Handforth Parish Council Zoom meeting<ref name=":2">[https://youtu.be/lgGmYeAm0jk?t=237 Best of the Handforth Parish Council Planning & Environment Committee Thursday 10th December 2020], retrieved from YouTube</ref>
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|"You have no authority here Jackie Weaver, no authority at all."  
|"You have no authority here Jackie Weaver, no authority at all."  
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|https://spangoss.net/cartwall.html
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|Noel Edmonds  
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=yjjZeu6IkQc Noel Edmonds]
|Jeremy Vine  
|Jeremy Vine  
|Taken from interview with Noel Edmonds on ''The Jeremy Vine Show'' on BBC Radio 2<ref name=":1" />
|Taken from interview with Noel Edmonds on ''The Jeremy Vine Show'' on BBC Radio 2<ref name=":1" />
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|"Would the cat know who Noel Edmonds is?"
|"Would the cat know who Noel Edmonds is?"
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|Not working mate
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=YWUxP_Ac1OM Not working mate]
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|"Not working mate."
|"Not working mate."
|Kevin Metchear<ref name=":4" />
|Kevin Metchear<ref name=":4" />
|https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=YWUxP_Ac1OM
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|Obama: Can we fix it
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=ASBMlJIr-GM Obama: Can we fix it]
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|Splice of ''Can We Fix It'' by Bob the Builder and Barack Obama
|Splice of ''Can We Fix It'' by Bob the Builder and Barack Obama
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|"Can we fix it?" [sung]
|"Can we fix it?" <nowiki>[sung]</nowiki><br />
"Yes we can."
"Yes we can."
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|Onions
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=40LKUwt3nts Onions]
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|Taken from the CBeebies show, "Moon and Me"<ref>[https://www.reddit.com/r/6music/comments/jgvuko/onions/ Reddit thread on /r/6music, titled "Onions?"]</ref>
|Taken from the CBeebies show, "Moon and Me"<ref>[https://www.reddit.com/r/6music/comments/jgvuko/onions/ Reddit thread on /r/6music, titled "Onions?"]</ref>
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|"Onions!"
|"Onions!"
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| [[The Open Arms|Open Arms]] cocktail shaker
| [[The Open Arms|Open Arms]] [https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=FF-eHFfqfI0 cocktail shaker]
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|''carried from BBCR6''
|''carried from BBCR6''
|[sound of a cocktail shaker]
|<nowiki>[sound of a cocktail shaker]</nowiki>
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|[[The Open Arms|Open Arms]] juxebox
|[[The Open Arms|Open Arms]] [https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=3NUj5VlBA-Y juxebox]
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|''carried from BBCR6''
|''carried from BBCR6''
| [sound of a coin put in a jukebox]
|<nowiki>[sound of a coin put in a jukebox]</nowiki>
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|Partying becomes stressful
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=EZAKHbaP-u0 Partying becomes stressful]
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|"The minute that partying becomes stressful then you're not partying anymore."
|"The minute that partying becomes stressful then you're not partying anymore."
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| Planning to disconnect
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=PTXoC4Fcc1o Planning to disconnect]
|HAL
|HAL
|Excerpt from ''2001: A Space Odyssey''
|Excerpt from ''2001: A Space Odyssey''
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|"I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen."
|"I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen."
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|Plums
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=szL2wOfgcnQ Plums]
|Gregg Wallace
|Gregg Wallace
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|"The plums weren't cooked enough."
|"The plums weren't cooked enough."
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|Please... drink responsibly
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=ISYbeFwAq3s Please... drink responsibly]
|Chris Hawkins
|Chris Hawkins
|Taken from BBC 6 Music's early breakfast show with Chris Hawkins
|Taken from BBC 6 Music's early breakfast show with Chris Hawkins
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|"Please, drink responsibly."
|"Please, drink responsibly."
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|Professor Brian Cox
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=mY17nKykvJ0 Professor Brian Cox]
|Brian Cox
|Brian Cox
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|"Professor Briiiiiiiiiiian Cox."
|"Professor Briiiiiiiiiiian Cox."
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|Put you in a rocking chair
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=8wm4A-Ddir0 Put you in a rocking chair]
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|"Your grey facial hair has put you in a rocking chair."
|"Your grey facial hair has put you in a rocking chair."
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|Read and understand  
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=hetoItoIvh4 Read and understand]
|Councillor Aled Brewerton<ref name=":3" />
|Councillor Aled Brewerton<ref name=":3" />
|Taken from the viral clip of the Handforth Parish Council Zoom meeting<ref name=":2" />
|Taken from the viral clip of the Handforth Parish Council Zoom meeting<ref name=":2" />
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| "Read 'em and understand 'em!"
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|Re-erected the organ
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=237Pcsw3hRw Re-erected the organ]
| Jeremy Vine
| Jeremy Vine
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|"Charles then carefully re-erected the organ."
|"Charles then carefully re-erected the organ."
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|Roger Daltry Yeeeaah!
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=C0I6PRnXBAQ Roger Daltry]
|Roger Daltry
|Roger Daltry
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|"Hi you're listening to the legendary rock demi-god - and trout farmer - Roger Daltry on the Shaun K-neavy show. How do you say that?"
|"Hi you're listening to the legendary rock demi-god - and trout farmer - Roger Daltry on the Shaun K-neavy show. How do you say that?"
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|Roger Daltry Yeeeaah!
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=ccgx68OSH_U Roger Daltry Yeeeaah!]
|Roger Daltry
|Roger Daltry
|Excerpt from ''Won't Get Fooled Again'' by The Who (live performance)<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zn9_yvjrZWw</ref>
|Excerpt from ''Won't Get Fooled Again'' by The Who (live performance)<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zn9_yvjrZWw</ref>
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|"Yeeeaah!"
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|San Miguel
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=REbMy3Az0Zw San Miguel]
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|"Si si si si San Miguel" [sung]
|"Si si si si San Miguel"<nowiki>[sung]</nowiki>
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|Sausage Magic
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=mDQOov0_UP4 Sausage Magic]
|Gregg Wallace
|Gregg Wallace
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|''carried from BBCR6''
|''carried from BBCR6''
| "Sausage magic."
|"Sausage magic."
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|See our beavers
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=OIDBThdGX7Y See our beavers]
|Jeremy Vine
|Jeremy Vine
|Taken from ''The Jeremy Vine Show'' on BBC Radio 2
|Taken from ''The Jeremy Vine Show'' on BBC Radio 2
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|Sick of the sight of my face
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=izLvxki70W8 Sick of the sight of my face]
|Richard Madeley
|Richard Madeley
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|"Sick of the sight of my own face."
|"Sick of the sight of my own face."
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|Sid James laugh
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=xb6TPhAuRAM Sid James laugh]
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|"Hahahaha."  
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|Snooker
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=hXTVJKQbsYw Snooker]
|Ronnie O'Sullivan??
|Ronnie O'Sullivan??
|Taken from the 12th frame of the World Snooker Championship Final at the Crucible in 2008 ???<ref>https://www.facebook.com/groups/438281109569869/posts/4234374659960476/?comment_id=4234470759950866</ref>
|Taken from the 12th frame of the World Snooker Championship Final at the Crucible in 2008 ???<ref>https://www.facebook.com/groups/438281109569869/posts/4234374659960476/?comment_id=4234470759950866</ref>
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|Sorry about that
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=tpLfL0-uqdQ Sorry about that]
|Bono
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| Stop touching it
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=8Eb1iSamuxE Stop touching it]
|Gregg Wallace
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|"Stop... stop touching it."
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|https://spangoss.net/cartwall.html
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|Story Teller
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=DIKgg38oeBk Story Teller]
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|Taken from the opening credits of the television series, 'Storybook International'<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2DS6o64vKA STORYBOOK INTERNATIONAL UK Opening: Larry Grossman (1983)], YouTube</ref>
|Taken from the opening credits of the television series, 'Storybook International'<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2DS6o64vKA STORYBOOK INTERNATIONAL UK Opening: Larry Grossman (1983)], YouTube</ref>
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|"I'm the story teller and my stories must be told." [sung]
|"I'm the story teller and my stories must be told." [sung]
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|Sweating a lot
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=218wCgU6V7o Sweating a lot]
|Matt Everitt
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|Tea
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=v2lV9wtBvXk Tea]
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|Taken from the 'Blackadder the Third' episode 'Duel and Duality'<ref>[https://youtu.be/clM1i88s-7Q Scene from Blackadder the Third on YouTube]</ref>
|Taken from the 'Blackadder the Third' episode 'Duel and Duality'<ref>[https://youtu.be/clM1i88s-7Q Scene from Blackadder the Third on YouTube]</ref>
|''carried from BBCR6''
|''carried from BBCR6''
|"Teeeeeeea!!" [screamed]
|"Teeeeeeea!!" <nowiki>[screamed]</nowiki>
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|Teams Meeting  
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=IKb9lL8xGgU Teams Meeting]
|Councillor Aled Brewerton<ref name=":3" />
|Councillor Aled Brewerton<ref name=":3" />
|Taken from the viral clip of the Handforth Parish Council Zoom meeting<ref name=":2" />
|Taken from the viral clip of the Handforth Parish Council Zoom meeting<ref name=":2" />
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|"I'm trying to have a Teams meeting, you fool."
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|Terrified of your aubergine
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=nH0iab5BPAE Terrified of your aubergine]
|Gregg Wallace
|Gregg Wallace
|Taken from episode 1, series 11 of Celebrity Masterchef<ref>https://subsaga.com/bbc/food/celebrity-masterchef/series-11/episode-1.html</ref>  
|Taken from episode 1, series 11 of Celebrity Masterchef<ref>https://subsaga.com/bbc/food/celebrity-masterchef/series-11/episode-1.html</ref>  
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|Terry Thomas Absolute Shower
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=-fe4ymh_Tmc Terry Thomas Absolute Shower]
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|"I can tell you they're an absolute shower.  A positive shower."
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|'''That's a lot of bullshit'''
| Matt Berry as Steven Toast
|Taken from Toast of Tinseltown<ref>[https://youtu.be/IeQhPPH68k4 Clip from Toast of Tinseltown]</ref>
|New for [[Community Garden Radio| CGR]]
|"That's a lot of bullshit."
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|That piece of meat...
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=xvoNMFeORE4 That piece of meat...]
|Gregg Wallace
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|"That piece of meat confused quite a lot of people."
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|'''The Prime Minister tells the truth'''
|'''[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=Bg6duFDVUmg That's a lot of bullshit]'''
|Matt Berry as Steven Toast
|Taken from Toast of Tinseltown<ref>[https://youtu.be/IeQhPPH68k4 Clip from Toast of Tinseltown]</ref>
|New for [[Community Garden Radio| CGR]]
|"That's a lot of bullshit."
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|'''[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=7REqNVW5vVA The Prime Minister tells the truth]'''
|Nadine Dorries
|Nadine Dorries
|Taken from interview for Channel 4 News on 31st January 2022<ref>https://twitter.com/channel4news/status/1488237534668861454</ref>
|Taken from interview for Channel 4 News on 31st January 2022<ref>https://twitter.com/channel4news/status/1488237534668861454</ref>
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|'''Things exploding in my mouth'''
|'''[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=pIq53YB7Gdk Things exploding in my mouth]'''
|Tom Parker-Bowles
|Tom Parker-Bowles
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|New for [[Community Garden Radio| CGR]]
|"I want things exploding in my mouth."
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| "I want things exploding in my mouth."
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|This is Yorkshire
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=Zc2NBXUINUw This is Yorkshire]
|[unknown]
|[unknown]
|Origins of the clip is currently unknown, it was sourced by former BBC Radio 6 Music associate producer Joe Haddow on 8th February 2016<ref>[https://www.facebook.com/BBCRadio6Music/videos/shaunapedia-this-is-yorkshire-people-are-sensible/2075616269129239/ BBC Radio 6 Music on Facebook - Shaunapedia: "This Is Yorkshire, People Are Sensible"], retrieved from Facebook</ref>  
|Origins of the clip is currently unknown, it was sourced by former BBC Radio 6 Music associate producer Joe Haddow on 8th February 2016<ref>[https://www.facebook.com/BBCRadio6Music/videos/shaunapedia-this-is-yorkshire-people-are-sensible/2075616269129239/ BBC Radio 6 Music on Facebook - Shaunapedia: "This Is Yorkshire, People Are Sensible"], retrieved from Facebook</ref>  
|''carried from BBCR6''
|''carried from BBCR6''
| "This is Yorkshire, people are sensible."
|"This is Yorkshire, people are sensible."
|[[Producer Ben]]<ref>https://www.facebook.com/groups/438281109569869/user/793059386/, retrieved from Sean W Keaveny Mild Appreciation Society on Facebook</ref>
|[[Producer Ben]]<ref>https://www.facebook.com/groups/438281109569869/user/793059386/, retrieved from Sean W Keaveny Mild Appreciation Society on Facebook</ref>
|https://spangoss.net/cartwall.html
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| This mission is too important
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=274ZZtm76GY This mission is too important]
|HAL
|HAL
|Excerpt from ''2001: A Space Odyssey''
|Excerpt from ''2001: A Space Odyssey''
|''carried from BBCR6''
|''carried from BBCR6''
| "This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeapardise it."
|"This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeapardise it."
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|Tom Jones Yeeeaah!
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=m6gzET73DgU Tom Jones Yeeeaah!]
|Tom Jones
|Tom Jones
|Except from ''If I Only Knew'' by Tom Jones
|Except from ''If I Only Knew'' by Tom Jones
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|"Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
|"Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
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|Traffic Report  
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=RDoSm2Dj4Ew Traffic Report]
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|TV Licence
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|"If you don't have a TV licence it won't take us long to find you."
|"If you don't have a TV licence it won't take us long to find you."
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|UK Yum Yum
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=l9W9vuk96IU UK Yum Yum]
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|"United Kingdom yum yum."
|"United Kingdom yum yum."
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|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU-uIq6EjO8
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| Uuuuur...
|[https://spangoss.net/cartwall.html Uuuuur...]
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|"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuur"
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|Wake up and make love with me
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=LFexZofivgs Wake up and make love with me]
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|"Wake up and make love with me."
|"Wake up and make love with me."
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|Washing Up
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=uWQLLsOJH_M Washing Up]
| Guy Garvey
|Guy Garvey
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|"Can you do the washing up again pleae, it's filthy."
|"Can you do the washing up again pleae, it's filthy."
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|What, Macbeth?
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=pKxVJLIaTxA What, Macbeth?]
|Rowan Atkinson
|Rowan Atkinson
|Taken from the 'Blackadder the Third' episode 'Sense and Senility'<ref>https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0526726/characters/nm0175427</ref>  
|Taken from the 'Blackadder the Third' episode 'Sense and Senility'<ref>https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0526726/characters/nm0175427</ref>  
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| "What, Macbeth?"  
| "What, Macbeth?"  
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|What makes clouds?
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=ycQ2m84q1xE What makes clouds?]
|Brian Cox & Shaun Keaveny
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|What, sexually?
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=bmlzDnzW7Ak What, sexually?]
|Alex Carter??<ref>https://www.facebook.com/groups/438281109569869/posts/4234374659960476/?comment_id=4234708113260464&reply_comment_id=4235561333175142</ref>
|Alex Carter??<ref>https://www.facebook.com/groups/438281109569869/posts/4234374659960476/?comment_id=4234708113260464&reply_comment_id=4235561333175142</ref>
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|"What, sexually?"
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|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=ZnDRUyh9nuw Wolf Marshall]
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|"Hello, I'm Wolf Marshall."
|"Hello, I'm Wolf Marshall."
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| Woof
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=zukds6BbZN0 Woof]
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|Taken from a message left by a caller to the voicemail set up for the ''Harangue the DJ'' feature on Shaun's BBC 6 Music show.
|Taken from a message left by a caller to the voicemail set up for the ''Harangue the DJ'' feature on Shaun's BBC 6 Music show.
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|"Woof" [stated]
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|Wrestle a shark
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=LNobDnQEx1w Wrestle a shark]
|Jeremy Vine
|Jeremy Vine
|Taken from ''The Jeremy Vine Show'' on BBC Radio 2
|Taken from ''The Jeremy Vine Show'' on BBC Radio 2
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|"You don't wrestle a shark if you're off work with stress!"
|"You don't wrestle a shark if you're off work with stress!"
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|WWW dot
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=RSHh9C4cLKk WWW dot]
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|"Double-u, double-u, double-u, dot."
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|Yo! Middle age shout outs
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=nf1g0pYf9Uo Yo! Middle age shout outs]
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|"Yo! Middle age shout outs."
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|You ain't got the balls for this
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=udZoiJfs5pY You ain't got the balls for this]
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|Taken from ''Hysteria -- The Def Leppard Story''
|Taken from ''Hysteria -- The Def Leppard Story''
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|"And if it don't to the same to you, then you ain't got the balls for this!"
|"And if it don't to the same to you, then you ain't got the balls for this!"
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|You are fake news
|[https://catsingangs.uk/crtinfo?cart=0C58ERHHunQ You are fake news]
|Donald Trump
|Donald Trump
|From press briefing on 11 Jan 2017<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqpzk-qGxMU</ref><ref>https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jan/11/trump-attacks-cnn-buzzfeed-at-press-conference</ref>
|From press briefing on 11 Jan 2017<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqpzk-qGxMU</ref><ref>https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jan/11/trump-attacks-cnn-buzzfeed-at-press-conference</ref>
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|You cannot be serious!
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=j_ZHk9wnGi8 You cannot be serious!]
|John McEnroe
|John McEnroe
|Taken from The Wimbledon Archive<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0hK1wyrrAU Share the Moment: John McEnroe coins "You cannot be serious"], YouTube</ref>
|Taken from The Wimbledon Archive<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0hK1wyrrAU Share the Moment: John McEnroe coins "You cannot be serious"], YouTube</ref>
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|"You cannot be serious!"
|"You cannot be serious!"
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|You must be out of your mind
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=eMqcxPYoEPQ You must be out of your mind]
|Alvin Stardust
|Alvin Stardust
|Taken from an old Green Cross Code public information film
|Taken from an old Green Cross Code public information film
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|You stupid boy  
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=baZSPKDReqM You stupid boy]
|Arthur Lowe as Captain Mainwaring<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Mainwaring</ref>  
|Arthur Lowe as Captain Mainwaring<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Mainwaring</ref>  
|Various episodes from the BBC sitcom 'Dad's Army'.
|Various episodes from the BBC sitcom 'Dad's Army'.
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|You're Fired
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=sStiVXNTriI You're Fired]
|Alan Sugar
|Alan Sugar
|Various episodes from the UK version of The Apprentice
|Various episodes from the UK version of The Apprentice
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|You're obviously lovely
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=OhOGgpuruV8 You're obviously lovely]
|Davina McCall and Justin Bieber
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|You're the best thing
|[https://catsingangs.uk/cartinfo?cart=ixzzj0vLai0 You're the best thing]
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|Splice of ''You're the Best Thing'' by The Style Council and ....
|Splice of ''You're the Best Thing'' by The Style Council and "Today"
|''Carried from BBCR6''
|''Carried from BBCR6''
|"You're the best thing that ever happened to me today." [sung]
|"You're the best thing that ever happened to me, today."<nowiki>[sung]</nowiki>
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Revision as of 18:08, 19 July 2022

The cartwall is used by Shaun Keaveny to play various clips and sound bytes which have been collected over the years from his time on BBC Radio 6 Music. Listeners to the show are able to request a clip from the cartwall. Many clips feature the voice of BBC Radio 2 presenter Jeremy Vine taken from The Jeremy Vine Show.

History

Bequeathments

Following the announcement of Shaun's retirement from BBC Radio 6 Music , various cartwall clips were bequeathed to friends and fans over the weeks before the final broadcast[1][2][3]. Recipients of cartwall clips include Greg James, Alex Carter and Producer Ben[4][5][6][7].

Replications

There are two known efforts by fans to compile and recreate as much of the cartwall as possible. One by Mark Branscombe[8], and one by Paul Cole with assistance from James Lamport, Andy Sanders and various other fans[9].

List of cartwall clips

Clips indicated in bold text are clips created for Community Garden Radio.

Name of clip Person Origin Introduced The clip Bequeathed to
6 Inches Jeremy Vine Taken from The Jeremy Vine Show on BBC Radio 2 "So I wonder if someone came to you and said 'it's six inches too long'."
Absolutely "Absolutely."
Acid Zumba carried from BBCR6 "Acid zumba."
Amateurs Ian Brown Taken from appearance on The Late Show September 1989 when there was a power cut[10] "Amateurs!"
Awiiight (retch) Joe Swash Taken from I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of here "Awiiiight." [retched]
Bacon is good for me "Nah, I want my bacon, I gotta tell tell you something: bacon is good for me."
Badoom tish [classic punchline drum and cymbol]
Beat off American Men "You must have had to beat off a lot of American men."
Big up The Stone Roses "Big up The Stone Roses."
Boyfriend Material Ryan Gosling carred from BBCR6 "Hey, this is Ryan Gosling and if I could describe Shaun in two words they would be 'boyfriend material'."
Brrrr "Brr."
Brian May plays The Archers Brian May [The Archers theme tune on heavy rock guitar]
But it wasn't wet enough Gregg Wallace "But it wasn't wet enough."
Butt flew out Jeremy Vine Taken from The Jeremy Vine Show on BBC Radio 2 carried from BBCR6 "The window's open when his butt flew out."
Buttery Biscuit Base Gregg Wallace Taken from Swedemason's 'Buttery Biscuit Base' remix[11] carried from BBCR6 "I like the bass bass bass, the buttery biscuit base."
Calling out Yvette Fielding & Shaun Ryder Taken from 'Ghosthunting with Happy Mondays' carried from BBCR6 "I'm calling out to Mary-Anne... Mary-Anne, don't be shy."

[fart noise] "No that was me, I apologise."

Cats in gangs Jeremy Vine Taken from The Jeremy Vine Show on BBC Radio 2 carried from BBCR6 "Cats! Maybe cats operating in gangs!"
Christian O'Connell Jeremy Vine Taken from The Jeremy Vine Show on BBC Radio 2 carried from BBCR6 "Christian O'Connell is on with Steve Wright in the afternoon today... love him!"
Cleaned the door Jeremy Vine "A gentlement came in with a kind of, a cloth and liquid and a bucket, and just very quietly cleaned the inside of the door in this room!"
Come on! Delia Smith Clip of Delia Smith from her infamous half-time speech at Norwich City vs. Manchester City in 2005[12] carried from BBCR6 "Come on!" [screamed]
Cor Gregg Wallace "Cor."
Coxy Sara Cox "Coxy." [set to tune of Foxey Lady by Jimi Hendrix
Dan Steve Coogan (as Alan Partridge) From “I’m Alan Partridge” Series 2, Episode 3 entitled “Brave Alan” "Dan...! Dan!"
Dance Emergency Gonzo Taken from Muppet Babies Play Date[13] New for CGR introduced 15th July 2022 "It's a dance emergency!" [siren sounds]
Dip that pork Gregg Wallace "I'm desperate to dip that pork into something wet."
Dirk and Jurgen jingle
Do you like that? Fred Dibnah carried from BBCR6 "Do you like tha'?"
Don't it make you feel good Stefan Dennis Excerpt from "Don't It Make You Feel Good" by Stefan Dennis carried from BBCR6 "Don't it make you feel good"
Don't mention the meat "Don't mention the meat."
Drum roll [Drum roll]
Dumpy Guy Garvey "That top makes you look dumpy."
Ed Sheeran yay Ed Sheeran carried from BBCR6 "Yay." [flat]
Every Animal Noel Edmonds Taken from interview with Noel Edmonds on The Jeremy Vine Show on BBC Radio 2[14] carried from BBCR6 "Every animal in this country knows who I am."
Fabulous, not fabulist "Fabulous, not fabulist."
Factoids Taken from The Steve Wright Show on BBC Radio 2 carried from BBCR6 "Factoids."
Falling down stairs Norman Wisdom carried from BBCR6 [Falling down stairs sound with comedic boing and crashes]
Fish Noel Edmonds Taken from interview with Noel Edmonds on The Jeremy Vine Show on BBC Radio 2[14] carried from BBCR6 "You like fish... don't you."
Fred Durst Shaun Keaveny Shaun doing in impression of a line recited by Fred Durst in Take a Look Around by Limp Bizkit carried from BBCR6 [unintelligible Fred Durst noise]
Friday floor fillers Promo recorded specifically for Shaun's BBC 6 Music show carried from BBCR6 "Funky Frank's Friday floor fillers."
Fried onion rings Birds Eye Steakhouse advert from the 1980s[15] carried from BBCR6 "Fried onion rings."
Frozen iguanas BBC news segment referencing cold iguanas in Florida "Frozen iguanas falling from trees."
Fuck off! Logan Roy carried from BBCR6 "Fuck off!"
Funkin' to the Max Funky Frank Promo recorded specifically for Shaun's BBC 6 Music show carried from BBCR6 "Mortar in our stacks, we're funkin' to the max. It's Funky Frank's Friday Floor Fillers."
Get involved carried from BBCR6 "Get involved, get involved, get involved."
Get it on "Get it on uhhhh."
Giving birth to Nigel Farage Jeremy Vine "From what I know of people who dream of giving birth to Nigel Farage, which isn't much, it doesn't last the whole of your life."
Gold Excerpt from Gold by Spandau Ballet carried from BBCR6 "You are gold." [sung]
Good Afternoon Taken from the Good Afternoon Song on the album ABC's of Friendship and Peace Children's songs[16] "Good afternoon"x8. [sung] Ken Picken in Eden Burg[17]
Good Morning Britain carried from BBCR6 "Good morning Britain, and welcome to another day here on Planet Earth."
Great white sharks Alex Jones "How many great white sharks kill people every year but they're scared to swim?"
Guitar Legend Keith Richards Promo recorded specifically for Shaun's BBC 6 Music show carried from BBCR6 "I'm Keith Richards and you're listening to guitar legend Shaun Keaveny on BBC Radio 6 music"
Guy Garvey Medley Guy Garvey 'supercut' of various Guy Garvey clips on the cartwall carried from BBCR6 [splice of different Guy Garvey clips ending with 'washing up'.]
...Ha! carried from BBCR6 "...Ha!"
Happy Christmas "Happy Christmas." [laughs]
Happy Tuesday Everyone! Olly Murs [unknown] carried from BBCR6 "Happy Tuesday everyone!"
Hello How Are You Taken from Hello Song by The Kiboomers[18] "Hello, hello, how are you? Hello, hello, how are you? Hello, hello, how are you? How are you today?" [sung]
Hello Sailor Terry Wogan [unknown] carried from BBCR6 "Hello, Sailor."
Hit by a Truck Jeremy Vine Taken from The Jeremy Vine Show on BBC Radio 2 carried from BBCR6 "Downside is you can be hit by a truck."
I had one beer Matt Everitt "I had one beer and that's it."
I live inside my own heart "I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon."
I'm a lad from Lancashire George Formby "I'm a lad from Lancashire." [sung]
It won't go in Jeremy Vine Taken from The Jeremy Vine Show on BBC Radio 2 carried from BBCR6 "It won't go in, Sarah."
It's bloody rubbish Brian Clough Taken from footage of football manager Brian Clough on the training ground[19] carried from BBCR6 "Whooaar it's bloody rubbish! Rubbish!"
It's horrible Richard Madeley "It's horrible."
Joss Stone Flake Joss Stone
Judas! "Judas!" [shouted]
Kate Moss Hour Kate Moss carried from BBCR6 "This is Kate Moss, and you're listening to the Kate Moss Hour."
Keep Rocking Shaun Promo recorded specifically for Shaun's BBC 6 Music show "Shaun at Six Music, hey keep rocking Shaun."
Kiss My Face Steve Coogan as Alan Partridge "Kiss my face."
Large amount Jeremy Vine "A large amount just, just protruding from your trousers."
Let's add some more "Let's add some more then."
Let's be 'avin you Delia Smith Clip of Delia Smith from her infamous half-time speech at Norwich City vs. Manchester City in 2005[12] carried from BBCR6 "Let's be 'avin you!"
Let's rock this thing Jeremy Vine Taken from The Jeremy Vine Show on BBC Radio 2 carried from BBCR6 "Let's rock this thing."
McCartney Tim Piper as John Lennon[20] Taken from The Linda McCartney Story, a 2000 television film[21] carried from BBCR6 [sound of smashing window] followed by "McCartney!! Who the hell do you think you are!"
Merry Xmas Shaun carried from BBCR6 "Merry Christmas Shaun."
Moira Stewart Tax Moira Stewart carried from BBCR6 "Tax doesn't have to be taxing."
Morning Matt Everitt "Morning!"
Mr Physicist Shaun Keaveny Sung over the top of Mr Pharmacist by The Fall "Mr Physicist."x5 [sung]
Muck spreading Jeremy Vine "It's great that muck spreading is back again, yes it stinks but it's very good for the sinuses and the immune system."
Music News (Mark E Smith) Mark E Smith carried from BBCR6 "He's got the news, about the music, he's quite grey of course and he looks like a horse, he's Matt Everitt uh-huh-huh."[sung]
Naughty boy (long) "Ha, Keith. Naughty boy."
Naughty boy (short) "Naughty boy."
Nigel Farage presence Jeremy Vine "Does Nigel Farage have a presence there? Has he been there in a bus or something?"
Nigella microwave Nigella Lawson Taken from an episode of 'Cook, Eat, Repeat'[22] carried from BBCR6 "Mee-cro-wa-vay'."
No authority Councillor Brian Tolver[23] Taken from the viral clip of the Handforth Parish Council Zoom meeting[24] carried from BBCR6 "You have no authority here Jackie Weaver, no authority at all."
Noel Edmonds Jeremy Vine Taken from interview with Noel Edmonds on The Jeremy Vine Show on BBC Radio 2[14] carried from BBCR6 "Would the cat know who Noel Edmonds is?"
Not working mate carried from BBCR6 "Not working mate." Kevin Metchear[9]
Obama: Can we fix it Splice of Can We Fix It by Bob the Builder and Barack Obama "Can we fix it?" [sung]

"Yes we can."

Onions Taken from the CBeebies show, "Moon and Me"[25] carried from BBCR6 "Onions!"
Open Arms cocktail shaker carried from BBCR6 [sound of a cocktail shaker]
Open Arms juxebox carried from BBCR6 [sound of a coin put in a jukebox]
Partying becomes stressful "The minute that partying becomes stressful then you're not partying anymore."
Planning to disconnect HAL Excerpt from 2001: A Space Odyssey carried from BBCR6 "I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen."
Plums Gregg Wallace "The plums weren't cooked enough."
Please... drink responsibly Chris Hawkins Taken from BBC 6 Music's early breakfast show with Chris Hawkins carried from BBCR6 "Please, drink responsibly."
Professor Brian Cox Brian Cox "Professor Briiiiiiiiiiian Cox."
Put you in a rocking chair "Your grey facial hair has put you in a rocking chair."
Read and understand Councillor Aled Brewerton[23] Taken from the viral clip of the Handforth Parish Council Zoom meeting[24] carried from BBCR6 "Read 'em and understand 'em!"
Re-erected the organ Jeremy Vine "Charles then carefully re-erected the organ."
Roger Daltry Roger Daltry "Hi you're listening to the legendary rock demi-god - and trout farmer - Roger Daltry on the Shaun K-neavy show. How do you say that?"
Roger Daltry Yeeeaah! Roger Daltry Excerpt from Won't Get Fooled Again by The Who (live performance)[26] carried from BBCR6 "Yeeeaah!"
San Miguel "Si si si si San Miguel"[sung]
Sausage Magic Gregg Wallace carried from BBCR6 "Sausage magic."
See our beavers Jeremy Vine Taken from The Jeremy Vine Show on BBC Radio 2 carried from BBCR6 "Come to England and see our beavers."
Sick of the sight of my face Richard Madeley "Sick of the sight of my own face."
Sid James laugh Sid James carried from BBCR6 "Hahahaha."
Snooker Ronnie O'Sullivan?? Taken from the 12th frame of the World Snooker Championship Final at the Crucible in 2008 ???[27]
Sorry about that Bono carried from BBCR6 "Sorry about that."
Stop touching it Gregg Wallace carried from BBCR6 "Stop... stop touching it."
Story Teller Taken from the opening credits of the television series, 'Storybook International'[28] carried from BBCR6 "I'm the story teller and my stories must be told." [sung]
Sweating a lot Matt Everitt "Sweating a lot, as well."
Tea Taken from the 'Blackadder the Third' episode 'Duel and Duality'[29] carried from BBCR6 "Teeeeeeea!!" [screamed]
Teams Meeting Councillor Aled Brewerton[23] Taken from the viral clip of the Handforth Parish Council Zoom meeting[24] carried from BBCR6 "I'm trying to have a Teams meeting, you fool."
Terrified of your aubergine Gregg Wallace Taken from episode 1, series 11 of Celebrity Masterchef[30] carried from BBCR6 "Terrified of your aubergine."
Terry Thomas Absolute Shower Terry Thomas "I can tell you they're an absolute shower. A positive shower."
That piece of meat... Gregg Wallace "That piece of meat confused quite a lot of people."
That's a lot of bullshit Matt Berry as Steven Toast Taken from Toast of Tinseltown[31] New for CGR "That's a lot of bullshit."
The Prime Minister tells the truth Nadine Dorries Taken from interview for Channel 4 News on 31st January 2022[32] New for CGR "The Prime Minister, tells the truth."
Things exploding in my mouth Tom Parker-Bowles New for CGR "I want things exploding in my mouth."
This is Yorkshire [unknown] Origins of the clip is currently unknown, it was sourced by former BBC Radio 6 Music associate producer Joe Haddow on 8th February 2016[33] carried from BBCR6 "This is Yorkshire, people are sensible." Producer Ben[34]
This mission is too important HAL Excerpt from 2001: A Space Odyssey carried from BBCR6 "This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeapardise it."
Tom Jones Yeeeaah! Tom Jones Except from If I Only Knew by Tom Jones carried from BBCR6 "Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Traffic Report carried from BBCR6 [Ending of the BBC traffic report sound]
TV Licence "If you don't have a TV licence it won't take us long to find you."
UK Yum Yum carried from BBCR6 "United Kingdom yum yum."
Uuuuur... "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuur"
Wake up and make love with me "Wake up and make love with me."
Washing Up Guy Garvey "Can you do the washing up again pleae, it's filthy."
What, Macbeth? Rowan Atkinson Taken from the 'Blackadder the Third' episode 'Sense and Senility'[35] "What, Macbeth?"
What makes clouds? Brian Cox & Shaun Keaveny "What makes clouds?"

"Volcanoes."

What, sexually? Alex Carter??[36] "What, sexually?"
Wolf Marshall "Hello, I'm Wolf Marshall."
Woof Taken from a message left by a caller to the voicemail set up for the Harangue the DJ feature on Shaun's BBC 6 Music show. carried from BBCR6 "Woof" [stated]
Wrestle a shark Jeremy Vine Taken from The Jeremy Vine Show on BBC Radio 2 carried from BBCR6 "You don't wrestle a shark if you're off work with stress!"
WWW dot "Double-u, double-u, double-u, dot."
Yo! Middle age shout outs carried from BBCR6 "Yo! Middle age shout outs."
You ain't got the balls for this Taken from Hysteria -- The Def Leppard Story "And if it don't to the same to you, then you ain't got the balls for this!"
You are fake news Donald Trump From press briefing on 11 Jan 2017[37][38]
You cannot be serious! John McEnroe Taken from The Wimbledon Archive[39] carried from BBCR6 "You cannot be serious!"
You must be out of your mind Alvin Stardust Taken from an old Green Cross Code public information film carried from BBCR6 "You must be out of your tiny minds"
You stupid boy Arthur Lowe as Captain Mainwaring[40] Various episodes from the BBC sitcom 'Dad's Army'. carried from BBCR6 "You stupid boy."
You're Fired Alan Sugar Various episodes from the UK version of The Apprentice "You're fired."
You're obviously lovely Davina McCall and Justin Bieber "I mean you're obviously lovely."

"Yeah."

You're the best thing Splice of You're the Best Thing by The Style Council and "Today" Carried from BBCR6 "You're the best thing that ever happened to me, today."[sung]

References

  1. ↑ https://www.radiotimes.com/programme/b-qmjgn6/shaun-keaveny/episodes/?episode=b-87gf0q
  2. ↑ https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m000y5bx
  3. ↑ https://www.radiotimes.com/programme/b-qmjgn6/shaun-keaveny/episodes/?episode=b-ronn9u
  4. ↑ https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m000zf1h
  5. ↑ https://www.radiotimes.com/programme/b-qmjgn6/shaun-keaveny/episodes/?episode=b-7c42kb
  6. ↑ https://www.radiotimes.com/programme/b-qmjgn6/shaun-keaveny/episodes/?episode=b-s3fakj
  7. ↑ https://www.facebook.com/groups/438281109569869/user/793059386/
  8. ↑ Mark Branscombe's cartwall site
  9. ↑ 9.0 9.1 Paul Cole's Copycat Cartwall
  10. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk_8tX3-GSk
  11. ↑ Masterchef Synesthesia - Swedemason, retrieved from YouTube
  12. ↑ 12.0 12.1 "Let's be havin' you!" - Delia Smith's message to Norwich fans, Sky Sports Retro, retrieved from YouTube
  13. ↑ Gonzo's Dance Emergency 🕺 | Muppet Babies Play Date | Disney Junior
  14. ↑ 14.0 14.1 14.2 BBC Radio 2 - Jeremy Vine, Noel Edmonds Speaks to Dana the Cat
  15. ↑ Birds Eye Steakhouse 1980s advert on YouTube
  16. ↑ Good Afternoon Song on Spotify
  17. ↑ https://www.facebook.com/groups/438281109569869/posts/4234374659960476/?comment_id=4234384773292798&reply_comment_id=4234548479943094 - sourced from SWK Mild Appreciation Society on Facebook
  18. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x23rTDl4AMs
  19. ↑ BRIAN CLOUGH - ON THE TRAINING GROUND, retrieved from YouTube
  20. ↑ The Linda McCartney Story on Wikipedia
  21. ↑ LMS 16, retrieved from YouTube
  22. ↑ Nigella Lawson explains bizarre 'microwave' pronunciation after clip goes viral, Mirror Online
  23. ↑ 23.0 23.1 23.2 https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/who-is-jackie-weaver-handforth-19774637
  24. ↑ 24.0 24.1 24.2 Best of the Handforth Parish Council Planning & Environment Committee Thursday 10th December 2020, retrieved from YouTube
  25. ↑ Reddit thread on /r/6music, titled "Onions?"
  26. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zn9_yvjrZWw
  27. ↑ https://www.facebook.com/groups/438281109569869/posts/4234374659960476/?comment_id=4234470759950866
  28. ↑ STORYBOOK INTERNATIONAL UK Opening: Larry Grossman (1983), YouTube
  29. ↑ Scene from Blackadder the Third on YouTube
  30. ↑ https://subsaga.com/bbc/food/celebrity-masterchef/series-11/episode-1.html
  31. ↑ Clip from Toast of Tinseltown
  32. ↑ https://twitter.com/channel4news/status/1488237534668861454
  33. ↑ BBC Radio 6 Music on Facebook - Shaunapedia: "This Is Yorkshire, People Are Sensible", retrieved from Facebook
  34. ↑ https://www.facebook.com/groups/438281109569869/user/793059386/, retrieved from Sean W Keaveny Mild Appreciation Society on Facebook
  35. ↑ https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0526726/characters/nm0175427
  36. ↑ https://www.facebook.com/groups/438281109569869/posts/4234374659960476/?comment_id=4234708113260464&reply_comment_id=4235561333175142
  37. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqpzk-qGxMU
  38. ↑ https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jan/11/trump-attacks-cnn-buzzfeed-at-press-conference
  39. ↑ Share the Moment: John McEnroe coins "You cannot be serious", YouTube
  40. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Mainwaring
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