Dry Gin 4 Jen (No, it's Dry Jan)
Dry Gin 4 Jen (no it's dry Jan) [length: 3m 23s[1]] is a song by Shaun Keaveny. It is a satirical song about the 'Dry January' trend of abstaining from alcohol during the first month of the year, and is a now-recurrent featurette each January.
It was first broadcast on Episode 003 on Friday 7 January 2022 but was released to Patreon on the 1st January[2].
Who, currently, is NOT remonstrating with themselves, self-flaggelating, hairshirting, beating themselves off (sid) sorry, up, about overindulgence over the festive period?? NO-ONE, say i!! Into this morass of abject self-pity, new gym membership-solipsism, six-pack dreams and possible liver transplant hell i plunge this musical masterpiece[2].
A 'live acoustic electric' version was broadcast on Episode 108 on Friday 5th January 2024 with a video recording posted to Patreon[3].
Lyrics
Jen went mad on the booze
It gave her New Year blues
And now she's giving up
Dry Gin for Jen (no, it's Dry Jan)
Sick on her bosses shoes
Shoes that she can't reuse
Her boss is very mad
Dry Gin for Jen (no, it's Dry Jan).
At the start of the night she's so charming
By the end of the night she's self harming
She cannot stop at one
And now she's totally gone.
She had to remonstrate
And have a huge debate
And now she's in a state
Dry Gin for Jen (no, it's Dry Jan)
Perusing shopping aisles
For tasty booze with no alcohol
While craving new year beers
and fruity drinks - maybe Aperol
So now she's swearing off
And my hat, I must doff
She's raising Cash for Kids
Dry Gin for Jen (no, it's Dry Jan)
On the 1st day of Feb she'll stop stopping
At the local disco she'll be bopping
She will not stop at one
And she'll be totally gone
Keeping Jen mostly tame
Is the name of the game
But come Friday she's parched
Dry Gin for Jen oh yeah she's lifted the ban
Dry Gin for Jen, she's lifted the ban.
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- ↑ Length taken from Patreon audio file
- ↑ 2.0 2.1
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